He was probably mad that his vodka was gone.

The complaint said he continued to yell at her, threw a bottle at her, pushed her and grabbed her by the neck so hard she was unable to speak.

Would watch. Would do. Would everything. Cady approves.

African impact has volunteer programs where you can go (well, pay to go) to Africa and live and help out in nature preserves. I really really really wanted to do it, but then I got knocked up. I secretly hold it against my husband.

Your roommate is the worst buzzkill.

Sheepsplain! Best laugh of the day, thank you.

Fight fight fight!

I grew up on a farm and we raised sheep so I do know about sheep.

As beautiful in motion.

What! Bite your damn tongue! Are you blind!?

Also riptides are visible from shore. They look like breaks in the waves.

PSA: You get stuck in one of these, you swim parallel to the shore, direction doesn’t matter, until you make your way out of it. Trying to swim through it won’t work, they’re too strong.

I’m trying to come up with what british actor and my mind is telling me Benedict Cumberbatch but I could be wrong.

This is all your fault.

Prediction: Hamm will be married to a much younger woman, and become a father within a couple of years.

Yeah, but you can actually afford to go on family vacation if you only have one kid.

The response I have formulated after 9+ years of being asked when we are going to “give” our daughter a sibling: “After three miscarriages it became apparent that my uterus is for decorative purposes only. But thanks for reminding me about the most painful and heart-wrenching experience I’ve ever had while also…