I'm sorry for your loss and I admire your restraint because your cousin sounds like she's in serious need of neck-punching.

My best friend had stage three lymphoma and had to do chemo. One of his idiot friends tried to tell him to quit chemo and drink apple cider vinegar all day instead. I wanted to kill that fucking moron just for being so stupid. BTW the chemo worked and he’s been cancer-free for five years now.

SCIENCE BOX. There are so many possibilities! I think I’ll go with an autoclave “science box” if I ever meet her. Throw her in, turn it on, and let the science work its magic.

Wow, I also stopped when she got to the “science box.” I couldn’t take it anymore.

Inspired by the Rachel Dolezal Method of non-answers.

Can I identify as 26? Forever?

From the time she was first born, she was always raised as being currently a 26 year old. It’s a parenting/life strategy.

“I’ve always been raised as being currently a 26-year-old,”

I know you’re joking, but it’s worth noting that she was actually vaccinated, but in her immunocompromised state, she was no match for the unvaccinated kid who made her sick.

SHE DIED WITHOUT THE CORPORATE MACHINE TELLING HER WHAT TO DO! MURRICA!

BUT SHE DIED WITHOUT TOXINS IN HER BODY OKAY!

dear god those are some great tits tho

Feminism, Terry Richardson Style

Every day I’m forced to add new names to the list of people who piss me off.

Canada, life here never means life.

Because you can't get more than 25 years in Canada for murder and his other charges which make an additional 19 years are being served concurrently rather than consecutively.

This story was huge in Montreal. Not only did he kill Jun Lin but he filmed himself having sex with his corpse and mailed his hands and feet to different parts of the country. He was also romantically linked to Karla Homolka of Karla Homolka and Paul Bernardo who committed horrific sexual assaults almost 20 years ago.…

He may be a dwarf to Hobbit fans, but for me, he will always be the OG Being Human vampire, Mitchell.

Is she the one who said the word “steal” though? Anyway, my ex husband also had an affair (not with my best friend), and while I blame him 100%, I can’t say that I will ever like or admire the woman he cheated on me with.