That is almost the weirdest part! It all starts because she sees wedding photos and by the end he has somehow convinced her he’s only engaged? HOW? I think we’ve found the most gullible woman on the planet AND the one hell of a sociopath.

also, HE IS CLEARLY MARRIED and she STILL doesn’t get that at the end, which is mind-blowing. like, thats not an engagement party, sweetie.

You know what would make me forgive GQ for this? If they shot an identical version with Taylor Kitsch straddling Colin Ferrell.

Yes! It means “Ew, gross, she can walk in them without breaking anything. Does she even care about my boner?”

Say it with me fellas-

Here’s a great photo of my great-great-grandfather (not sure of the year; judging by his age/clothing I’d guess 1890s?). Gotta respect that epic ‘stache:

“Help! my daughter’s not talented!!”

Just let it fade away. Seriously. Melissa Rivers doesn’t have a discernible personality, let alone a fraction of the talent her mom had. The thought of Melissa Rivers and Giuliana Rancic on the same show for an hour makes me lose my will to live.

Has anyone missed Fashion Police? Anyone? Anyone?

This lady is the same age as I am. She looks older. The first clue that she was not black is that she had started to crack. Come on people!

This is a much easier ruse to pull of in Spokane than a lot of other places.

All 700 of the Duggars (or however many there are) and the rest of their kooky cult prayed and prayed to God for a worthy distraction from all the news about Josh’s molestation charges/not charges and child abuse. And God saw Michelle’s empty, vapid stare and smiled.

Break a contemporary museum into pieces with the means you have chosen. Collect the pieces and put them together again with glue.

David Carradine instead of Bruce Lee for the tv show “Kung Fu.”

Sooo many White girls I know list Breakfast at Tiffany’s as their favorite movie. Personally I could never get past this shit. I know it’s from an earlier era and such but it’s like they went out of their way to be racist when they didn’t even have to be.

I’m 28 and I cried six times TODAY. (Shut up, I was reading a really poignant book while working an unexpected grave shift, you guys would have cried too.)

Laura Prepon is seriously fucking gorgeous though.

(yes I know she’s a scientologist. no, I don’t care.)