Mandela: 27 years

Dear Helen Mirren,

So its not embarrassing really, but I didn’t realize how goddamn SEXUAL my photo was until much later on...

The article did mention Marc Jacobs, so we know at least one woman will comment...

I’m an Aleve girl. Headache? Aleve. Cramps? Aleve. Joint pain? Aleve.

Absolutely. I’m just reacting to the quote from the police lieutenant, who we can reasonably assume has some responsibility for the fact that this guy was free, saying that, oh, too bad the victim didn’t fill out a piece of paperwork like we told her to because *that* somehow would have acted like a magic shield.

No but being held without bond might have, given the severity of his crimes.

An order of protection wouldn’t have prevented him from murdering her.

WTF. This is the saddest thing I’ve heard in a really long time.

Hmmmm...Maggie’s co-star in Secretary James Spader is now 55 and she looks a whole hell of a lot better than he does...granted she is still likely deemed too old to be cast opposite him now...

And not just any 25-year-old, she has to be a nuclear physicist trapped in the body of a cheerleader who’s the only person in the world who can *help* the male hero solve whatever the problem is.

Astonishment, sadness, anger, and laughter - all in quick succession? Sounds to me like Ms. Gyllenhaal is experiencing the rapid mood swings commonly associated with dementia

She didn’t even get a Last Fuckable Day party.

Or she doesn’t want to go around masquerading as something she’s not? If someone was lead to believe I was something that I was not, I’d want to clarify.

I would too for the reason that I would not want someone else put words in my mouth I’ve never said..

Since she clarified at a press conference, my guess is someone asked her for confirmation or clarification so she did.

Because even though it’s nobody’s business, it’s her right to clarify. She doesn’t have to explain herself to anyone.