Watermelon is the only melon, if you don’t count cucumbers, that I’ll eat, but only if it’s fresh, and fully ripe. If it’s been cut up for awhile, it’s gross and mushy. Or if it’s underripe, it’s grainy and tastes very vegetal.

I do not like drinking beer. 

Those asshole gossip witches who did the podcast that publicized the Britney conspiracy bullshit and gave credence to it based on their credibility as writers need to take an indefinite hiatus from said podcast and apologize publicly to Britney now that the truth has come to light.

I agree with you but also appreciated the effort she made, most celebs acted like the theme was Glam and not Camp.

It’s amazing how the tabloids have done a 180 in regards to Kate and William. Now Kate is living embodiment of all that is good about the UK. Dog whistling at its finest. 

Jaden Smith will play a young Kanye. Okay!

Let me be the first to comment. Meghan’s fascinator is fabulous. I’m sure she got raked over the coals in the British tabloid press for this, upstaging THE WOMAN WHO WILL BE OUR [THEIR] QUEEN ONE DAY.

You need to win--you saw a pissing contest.

Welp, no point in posting my story...we have a winner. Holy fucking shit! I expected a GG Allin story in here somewhere, but not an Elvis impersonator GG Allin story.

So it was, I think, fall of 1986, in San Francisco. I was waiting in line with a Navy friend of mine to see Skinny Puppy. A clump of girls is standing behind us when I hear what sounds like water splattering on the sidewalk.

The song..........is bad. The video isn’t great either but the song! Woof.

Why aren’t leggings and yoga pants out?Why not disallow wet hair if bonnets and caps aren’t allowed?  Why not disallow flip flops or exercise clothing?

Thank you! I’ve never stopped checking in but recently it’s been more frequently and I realized how much I miss the interactions. I love twitter but I’m gaining a new appreciation for the focus and the lack of limits here.  I also like the feeling that the conversations are taking place on the sidelines, not right in…

Hi, Randilyn! It's nice to see you back with us!

Marchioness of Cholmondeley

For a moment, I thought it was a photoshopped propaganda photo of Putin!

Nope. Brian Dunkleman.

Neither one of them will even spend 1 day in jail.  Neither will Huffman.  #Privilege

Please people, don’t have random belts over shirts. And I hope that colour combination looked better irl than it does on my tablet. Isn’t her husband supposed to be a fashion designer? How about a blouse in deep red that is going towards purple with that mustard suit? And not monochrome, a nice, simple geometric…

P.s.- I get that it’s a SNS.  It still gives me the “Ick!!"