There’s a slit for the water. You put it on as high pressure as you want and no backsplash will come up.”

I know, right? Billy Crystal looks terrible.

Pumpkin Andy’s Wine Bar and Cat Palace is open this evening for all your boozy, kittenish needs! Hello everyone! I’m off work for at least another month, and to that I say, thank God! I’m loving The Price is Right, and sleeping in, and slowly drinking coffee while I figure out the day. I sailed through cardiac rehab…

I’m at the NBC studio store in New York. It’s maybe 1999? My favorite cousin was a HUGE Friends fan. I barely know Friends myself (I didn’t even own a TV at the time, because of being poor). So I went there to buy her some merch. I chose this giant Friends Central Perk latte mug. Seemed like a fun gift!

I’m leaving the…

I feel this story deep in my bones.

Gerard Butler was once the only other person taking my yoga class. Can confirm he definitely always looks like he’s just come off a bender. 

I somehow scored an invite to the Black Panther premiere after party in New York and grabbed my cheeseburger and a table right by the entrance. I don’t get starstruck but I’ve loved Chadwick Boseman since 42 and as he passed by, my friend saw my mouth agape and quickly said to him “my friend loves you, will you take a…

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I generally find these 73 question thingies interesting.  But sweet goddamn, is she ever  boring

Travelled to a national conference in my field for 4 days and gave two talks that seemed to go well. (The bad thing is, I procrastinated on preparing both of them so got about 3 hours of sleep before each.) My hotel was right across the street from a really tall chair swing ride and I rode that thing at night and it…

This is why fines should be proportionate to income, rather than fixed.

omg, that is awful. as they are digging/blasting, they are potentially weakening surrounding foundations.

So there are two Hazardous Conditions violations on the address 50 West 69 Street, issued because of failure to certify other violations. The GC never notified the NYC Dept of Buildings prior to commencing earthwork (requirement is DOB notification 24-48 prior to start of earthwork) and the work doesn’t conform to…

Apart from Dorian Gray’s anxiety, Ms. Kelly’s dog, Lola, now shakes even when the jackhammers are idle. The cat living at No. 66, Titania of the Greil, is “overgrooming” and fighting irritable bowel syndrome, while Meadow at No. 51 is a “nervous wreck.”

God bless the rich old lady who named her poodle “Dorian Gray”.

Whatever happened to just building your McMansion out in the burbs?  Surely there’s an empty field on Long Island you can invade? 

Neither Celebitchy nor the Sun are reliable sources to put it mildly. Both Harry and William inherited Diana’s privately owned jewelry and Meghan has been seen wearing various iconic pieces of that collection so she already has some impressive jewelry at hand that she can wear without the Queen’s consent. She was…

It may not have been Joe’s intention to perv on some women, but it was his white, male privilege that allowed him to do it so freely and without thought or consequence.

Maybe just an “I’ll stop doing that” would suffice here, Joe.