More like ran towards oncoming cars on a slick dirt track and tried to pick a fist fight with a moving race car. Sorry he died, but...

I don't wish any more grief for this family, but I hope they lose this case handily.

I’ll say it:

The Eagles suck almost as much as Harley riders.

Ladies and gentlemen. Way better than the Kermit the Frog murder story.

Maybe he’s born with it. Maybe it’s Fester Adams.

You get out of here with your communist nonsense.

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I feel like a Subaru Forrester would have been a funnier choice.

There is only one person on the cast that I don’t trust and it’s Leslie Jones. She is a fabulous writer but every time she is on screen, she is shucking and jiving in the most annoying way possible. McKinnon, McCarthy and Wiig are great and do great together, but Leslie is one big walking stereotype every time the…

doge twins!

You lost me at burner. A gas grill is already just an outdoor oven. Charcoal or nothing.

#AllGorillaVests

Apparently Mrs. Hofstetter.

He said sports cars, not incendiary weapons.

I’ve always thought Cadillac had the perfect historical name to use with a numeric naming system, Series 62, for the full size, Series 52 for the midsize and Series 42 for small car. The Escalade can be called the Brougham

I can totally relate to this. Growing up in a very middle class town where nobody had BMWs and such, the mid ‘90s Maxima may as well have been an M5. That V6 was actually very nice, with a real fat, flat torque curve. If I remember correctly, I think it won Car & Driver’s ‘Best Engine’ or some such for a few years.

The Columbus. Center steering wheel up front, and a bunch of captains chairs. It was basically a rolling office.

That’s a fine question to ask the Ford salesman as you hand him the check for your Focus RS.

Perhaps they can put one of those large high tension line ceramic insulators under the hood with a Jacobs ladder attached like in the old Frankenstein movies. Sparks flying everywhere and loud buzzing! Neon lights! Vacuum tubes! Celebrate electricity and the magic of it all.