holy shit how did they hack my video diary

That's all I ask. For the truth, see these 14, hour-long videos about why the SJWs are planning to kill all men.

Shout out to my great-grandmother, who had the charm of a fucking snapping turtle

In this world Robin is a dead child who has been reincarnated as a bird and Batman uses his advance knowledge in Alchemy to give him a human form when he so needs it.

No, I'm pretty sure this guy fits the definition of badass to a T.

There's a reason why there's a For Fun mode that doesn't track stats, has stages with hazards, items enabled and a For Glory mode which tracks stats, only uses omega stages and has items disabled.

That was some classic Kirby-ing. Spend most of the time floating around out of the way, and come in during choice B-Up and B-Down opportunities. It was horribly telegraphed, and if they weren't in the utter chaos of 8 player Smash, could be punished easily.

White dude needs to tell us about his dick. News at 11.

I aim to please!

Maybe try not to be so hurt by the words of comedians...

I come to Jezebel because it is a good place for u kno what.

Maybe the picture could be bigger? Like HUGE? Maybe banner-sized? Or Kara Brown could close every piece with "... and I'm black btw just so you know"?

Because Lupita cannot win white women's praise and approval without being a proxy for white guilt, right? What does she have that makes her worthy of that, besides astonishing beauty and Oscar caliber acting ability?

I think it's just you.

Well when we start judging women by their ability to piss in cornflakes I look forward to buying your magazine cover.

"Pinkprint" sounds filthy.

I Don't Notice What You Look Like Because You Scare Me When You Catcall!

Except that the moment even the hottest guy on earth catcalls some woman he doesn't know, he immediately becomes unattractive. How on earth is a hot guy supposed to meet women? Conundrum!

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