but nobody wants to be a bard

I like the Pandarian one.

Step 1: Emulate.

My Chromebook is my only computer because I don't need any Windows programs right now. Hearthstone would be nice, but oh well.

My Chromebook is my only computer because I don't need any Windows programs right now. Hearthstone would be nice,…

This is the other reason to hate gamers. Why is hype a thing now? Remember when you just had to deal with the game company screaming at you to buy things? GET HYPED! Get fucked.

I can't eat tomato and basil soup without thinking, "this slightly diluted pasta sauce doesn't have any pasta under it"

The audience for the movie will be so much bigger though. I'm never going to watch a TV series about a superhero, but sure, I'll see a blockbuster movie if it's shiny enough.

If you hate your hands and need to punish them you should buy the 3DS version.

He needs to Make it Werk. Male models always look a bit defeated when they have to wear something ridiculous, you think they'd get used to it.

Always buy games even though they suck; this lets developers know that we are brainless magpie consumers who do not deserve quality. Also I'd like some DLC please.

I have the most easily explicable boner right now.

The only thing I've learned is that ice and water prevents/cures ALS? I'm definitely going to baptimmunize my baby in a frozen lake.

Because if there is a vague suggestion that a lady gamer did something untoward people immediately try to eviscerate her. Crucify first, ask questions later.

Yes, we shouldn't trust journalists unless they have a Certificate of Being a Good Guy and a Total Bro.

Zachelle sounds like a beautiful ungulate from Madagascar.

Yes, everywhere. Often in front of a desktop computer that is off.

It looks just like all those other pro-date-rape campaigns floating around. WTF?

This Zoe person definitely sounds bananas but I would like some evidence that Nathan did something morally questionable other than fuck someone.

I don't see much proof of anything. The blog written by her ex is a rambling, boooring mess.

This is the most boring controversy.