a 3DS XL feels like a console to me (probably because it's so huge) but also because of the lovely 3D visuals and the decent online play. I was playing tonnes of MK7 online until Mario Golf came out... we should get some Kotaku tournaments going.

Looks like she just came back from tea at Anne Rice's house, which I'm okay with.

It's definitely just his crappy thing. I have also faced the one way intimacy laser shield.

"...a cacophony of flavours. I couldn't hear myself taste."

I like disposable media thought. I like that I can download a huge TV series and then delete it in its entirety when it's over.

They were definitely trying to corner and stab you with little twig shivs.

I'm becoming a dentist just so I can have a tank full of those as my nightmarish mascots.

I have way too much fun racing online in MK7 so I assume online play for 8 will be a quadrillion times better. That should tide you over for quite a while.

Yeah, the difference is that white men can get away with being mad about everything. I guess it makes sense than an Asian man would direct his rage at Asian women. White Twitterbros wouldn't tolerate them mocking white women, cuz that's THEIR job.

Thank you Kotaku for saving me from my futile attempt at watching a whole Nintendo Direct video.

R.L. Stine understands the universe. I feel a lot better about reading all those books as a kid.

I thought Pinterest was mostly married and/or middle-aged women who are apparently more likely to vote Republican.

Yeah, he's apolitical in his comedy. Whenever he does a political joke it's pretty shallow and he knows how to pander to both sides. I think it's how he makes fun of partisanship.

Boo Elsa. Boo. You don't need that braid to escape a tower of your own design! Let Rapunzel keep it.

Because McDonalds tastes like Sadness, so logically the less you eat the happier you'll be.

whatevs, the best drinks are at Fizzle and Pozzik's Speedbarge

Ugh, I need a tell-all book that transcribes the twisted secrets of celebrity wigs.

Discount Nope Wearhouse

Remove her from your family forever. Just click the 'Emancipate' button on Facebook.

Don't let the Olds watch HBO or they might remind the rest of us that it's full of crappy programming.