Yeah this has all the hallmarks of the kind of pseudo-intellectualism pushed by racists on Twitter. The kid knew what they were doing and were pushing it to see the reaction. You don’t find a racist book from 1904 on your own without some other input.

You wouldn’t use a Tucson person as they lean more Democratic, it’d be like Kingman or Mesa.

Because.... Believe it or not, the Netherlands recognizes only Dutch as its official language! Such a thing does not exist in the US, so why would be English the reference ?

*Nationwide jingle*

“We speak English here,” says the guy from a town whose name is literally in another language.

Actually, I will NOT withhold my commentary on the appearance of that project. Why did he tape the blue paper in the middle? Why is everything crooked? Why we can’t cut the squares as, I dunno, squares - not trapezoids and what not...

But more importantly Jujy, how does your wife feel about it?

Both notably absent, however, from the SNS thread this weekend that complained about this very predicament. Thanks for calling them out on it. Interesting to see that MD replied to you, seemingly without understanding the subtext of HEY DUDES CHILL.

Ok seriously Jujy and Mortal Dictata, how the hell are y’all always the first comments?! Do y’all get alerts of new posts? Lawd.

Yeah, but what about the figure skating classic The Cutting Edge?

He won in the interview. Talking about how he and Marai were depressed they weren’t in Sochi and got In-N-Out. Saying he wanted to throw up or ask the judges for Xanax before his program. He stole my heart.

Can we talk about Zagitova though? She murdered her program, and did it in opera length gloves. Fifteen years old. I am a life failure.

Yeah, here’s my problem. I’m sorry about the trolls, but maybe don’t jump into every fucking comment thread, AND create your own thread, to let everyone know about your trolls and how bravely you’re soldiering on in the comments of an article about Larry Nassar? Like maybe take a step back and think “my voice is not…

I do not mind Jujuy. I do mind MD because I feel like he has indeed taken over all over the place. Jujuy only comments on political stuff, right? I also do mind MD because I have seen comments he made in The Root about how everyone in Jezebel is a Becky and clueless and how much he likes making fun of us. If he…

Your username makes you the perfect Jezzie to ask this important question.

I came here to say that, during the early aughts, I used to get my hair cut by the same guy who (apparently) cut Beyonce’s. Since I was an old white woman even then, I had no idea how big a deal this was until I told my nieces, who immediately went nuts. I took them to the salon on what turned out to be the day after…

Yeah, I’m sure someone trained an AI network with millions of pictures of plucked chickens to create this fake video.

Decadent really means that even though this fake brownie the size of a postage stamp is fat free, low calorie, low salt gluten and dairy free, you should still feel guilty about eating it.

don’t forget to work “decadent” or “decadence” in there. Or does that only go with Chocolate-based snacks? I always hated the concept that anything even slightly pleasurable (especially when it’s wedged into some sort of 100 calorie lifestyle pack) is marketed as “decadent”.

Yes you are. Please report to the nearest re-programming facility.