You are consistently the most tone deaf person in the comments.

Yeah, Jezebel has been remarkably silent about Trump administration policies. Crazy, eh?

Doing a ton of drugs and dying on a plane is not “guns blazing.” You wouldn’t glamorize it like that if she was a junkie in a homeless shelter.

I came down here to say “Well, at least from the cake we now know Blake is a HUGE Steel Magnolias fan. I hope it was red velvet” and I’m shocked I had to come this far down to find another reference.

You were raised right!

My sister is doing one at her wedding because of Steel Magnolia’s — not because we really think the groom needs a cake. We are very excited about recreating the armadillo.

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT STEEL MAGNOLIAS???

you need to stop talking about your daughter. you need to stop.

For my boyfriend’s birthday, I wear the “going-to-the-doctor” underwear instead of the “time-of-the-month” underwear.

There are high school students for whom applying to community college is practically impossible.

“I don’t want to take anything away from any of these kids.”

A+ Every star. Moar Tenacious D.

I intend to be ALL the dicks about this.

Agreed. I have very little to no sympathy for these people. Someone over on Fusion’s article on this said they’d much rather see it be GOP politicians gunned down than innocent elementary school students and that’s pretty much my thought as well. Let some people who have helped commit legislative atrocities get gunned…

You know what, after further thought YES let’s be a dick about this.

ACE- adverse childhood experiences? https://www.cdc.gov/violenceprevention/acestudy/

As usual - hi, I’m a criminologist!

That was the death of Tim McLean, by Vince Li, in 2008. That’s a bit different, though, as the behaviour by Li wasn’t a result of his cultural upbringing or other socialization, but due to delusions experienced from undiagnosed schizophrenia. It’s a tough call: I find it unnerving that he is out now, because as much…

I’m sorry Kelly, but how do you top Kate McKinnon’s Sessions and Forest Gump comparison?

A racist treasure troll whose belly button is an SS skull ring instead of a gemstone.