Because fox’s ledes so far this afternoon have been Wiener and dam leaks. (I wish I was kidding)

The pot smoking scene can still make me laugh until I literally cry. The way DJ’s name sounded so weird to them....”Deeeeee Jaaaaaaay”, just that little bit about his name, made it so real for me.

“Even if the movie is awful, we are going to enjoy two hours of The Rock, and that ain’t a bad deal.” - My Mother

My favorite part of the Avril is dead conspiracy is that is started in south America and there is a blog called: Avril Esta Morta , sometimes I whisper this to people on the subway.

I think everyone agrees that artists need to be paid, and that artistic theft is a huge deal and needs to be addressed, however, calling people “demons” and “disgusting” and basically making yourself look juvenile in the process is exactly what happens in high school. I agree, the shitty statement (which at first was…

- two magazines, both starting with the letter L, which is honestly the most confusing part

I will be honest and say that I made that comment desperately hoping that Joanna would star it.

I don’t know if it’s just my general state of feeling a bit unhinged or what, but I just legit cackled at that for five solid minutes.

I’m obviously TeamLupone because a) she’s not wrong and b) I’m afraid of her.

take your star and get the hell out

Wow, Patti sure LaPOWNED Madonna!

She’s dead behind the eyes. She couldn’t act her way out of a paper bag. She should not be on film or on stage

Brave dogs are the best, and brave big dogs are the double best. True story: I fell asleep on the couch one night in the room right by our kitchen, which has a deck attached. There’s a sliding door to the deck, and we don’t usually lock it, because we’re privileged, entitled assholes. Anyhoo, as I was sleeping (my…

Oh man, I seriously hope someone robs that dude’s house and police officer is like “hey, you should be grateful someone thinks your stuff is nice enough to steal. Let’s leave it at that sweetcheeks.”

They are the handwash-only plastic mug with the company logo.

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I’m not pissing on your leg, its raining.

I love Wanda so much.