There was a reporter from Brietbart
Who showed once again Spicer ain’t smart.
He busted Sean’s balls
Over fences and walls.
The right is tearing itself apart.

🎶 Just another dick and a wall 🎶

Jamie Dornan came in for a meeting at my office once and asked for “fizzy water” in his gorgeous Irish accent. We all just about damn near passed out. Not really relevant, but appreciate the words regardless.

I am a grouch. I keep a lot inside. My inevitable senility is going to be eye-opening for those around me.

This comment is grouchy in a way I can REALLY relate to!

I kind of adore that he calls it “fizzy water” mainly because I’m tired of being judged when I order it like that in a restaurant. “you mean a club soda?” - water with bubbles. I don’t care what you call it. Stick a lime in it and leave me the hell alone.

Dat bitch needs to floss her fucking teeth, damn.

What’s the difference between each city’s heretic barbecue?

Came here to say this.

No, Jane Horrocks is Bubble.

Oh and I just wanted to add, not to be crass but this is relevant to the political element he was talking about: The care my daughter received in 23 days before she died cost just shy of $1 million. And all these 1 in 100 babies, if they survive, have a pre-existing condition from birth. So.

What ATL was really thinking. - KIM. Who gives a FUCK about your Great Value Brand sisters, I WANT KANYE! WHERE’S KANYE!

A friend sent me this video first thing this morn and I’m kind of wrecked for the day. My first baby had a similar story that didn’t have a happy ending.

That was difficult to watch. My 4-year old son, Finn, was born with a heart defect that he will have to have operated on. It’s called aortic valve stenosis. I know how Kimmel felt when he’s being told of the issue. So much uncertainty. So many questions. So many tears. We worried that our son might not even make it…

Pictures of both parties should be furnished as they look today.

That being said you are a total fucking moron if you think it is ok for the media to just use a photo like this because it was furnished by the family. It is not at all a factually accurate depiction of the victim.

“What’s the deal with all the feral dogs?” is my new mantra.

yup