a refuge for people who have completely and utterly given up.

Me.

Sometimes when I see ridiculous commercials, I try to imagine what that pitch meeting must have been like, and I feel like the phrase “protest is the new brunch” was uttered in this one.

The 2 that I follow religiously are oriented toward fashion and jewelry, but they often discuss history and occasionally, gossip (tidbits, anyway). The Royal Order of Sartorial Splendor (featuring Tiara Thursday!) and The Crown Jeweller are my favorites, and they cover the European houses, the Japanese imperial…

I work for a company that manufactures salsa. We very purposefully use a jar that is too small at the opening to fit a chip in so that you are forced to pour the jar out into a bowl thereby using more salsa and causing you to gorge yourself where you otherwise might have stopped. America!

i think his fear was that your ideas would get traction...if he was all about control, then the last thing he would want is an empowered you.

She said even though she only had a few interactions with him, he was one of the most arrogant, delusional people she’s ever met. He made it clear that any and all decisions would go through him, and was acting like he had the gravitas and clout of Puff Daddy in 1998.

I’m with you entirely for your first paragraph there.

Uh, no. Entry to the U.S. is documented electronically if it happened any time in the last 20+ years, and if it happened before that, count on USCIS to demand all kinds of proof before they’ll take your word for it. So now you’ve moved from marrying someone to get them a green card (which they likely won’t receive…

I’m the same age as this guy and I’m sitting in a cube farm posting on Jezebel during my work day. Clearly, I have not made the correct life decisions.

Yet even though green card marriages are harder to pull off, people do it all the time and get away with it. Doing this for one of America’s 11 million undocumented immigrants would be a bigger act of love than a garish wedding could ever be. The extra effort would be worth it to the immigrant whose sudden…

One of the most exhausting and frustrating things in the whole entire world is a privileged white person with oppressive political views getting bent out of shape because someone reasonably makes the logical connection from those political views to personal beliefs and calls her out on it.

Bish wut? Why are you gonna call someone out on their lack of compassion and in the same breath victim blame? Get the fuck out of here with that bullshit.

Wait, I won’t be able to just drop my kid off at the other kid’s house anymore? I don’t have time to sit around small-talking for four goddamn hours while our kiddos build the Oregon Trail with Barbies or whatever.

I don’t remember my mom being friends with the parents of any of my friends, and it didn’t even occur to me that she should be. It’s hard enough to find friends without the added pressure of aligning social circles with your child.

Who else is going to share the mozz sticks with you?!?!

From my understanding, Mike Pence never dines alone with a T. Rex.

So the honeyfund is not any more tacky that a gift registry. That said, eloping and registering for gifts, (of any variety,) is tacky as fuck.

I give a check at weddings. You don’t need to tell me you want cash, who doesn’t want cash?!

Anyway, that’s why I don’t like honeyfunds, but I generally try and keep that opinion to myself when someone mentions theirs.

I also get annoyed when I want to give you $100 on your honey fund and the site charges me an $8 fee.…

Haha, IN FACT, we made it to the double or nothing video question and then lost the money on that. It was really hard! All of the questions were hard actually, I’m pretty embarrassed about my performance (I only contributed 1 correct answer).