I guess he hasn’t come up with the Muslim version of “bad hombres” yet.

This post is Hitler’s wet dream. I am also a regular person with all the same stuff you have, yet I also manage to be able to have some small amount of empathy and compassion.

A friend of mine was marching and when she went into a 7-11, ran into Bella and Gigi. She actually helped Bella decide what type of Slurpee to select, and my friend is now worried Bella won’t eat for the next week having used up her caloric allotment by drinking said slurpee.

“As a fortunate person, I would hate to have to pay a penny out of my pocket so someone less fortunate doesn’t die of preventable diseases.”

Right? It’s called the social contract. I don’t have kids, but I still pay for schools. I don’t drive, and I still pay for roads. Being a part of society isn’t a buffet; you don’t get to pick and choose what you think is worthy.

As a healthy person, I would hate to be subsidizing the sick (if I had to pay for insurance as an individual).

“And you are to love those who are greys, for you yourselves were foreigners in the pending comments.”

1996. It was a glorious year of sheep cloning, bucket hats, and Spice Girl domination.

I have a distinct feeling that this got your blood pressure up, but mine’s rock steady at 116/65. brb, gonna go make popcorn. Pedants who respond to every comment because they’re incapable of not having the last word are the most fun to watch spin out.

Maybe its just because I am a curmudgeonly old bibliophile, but I do not trust people who openly profess that they don’t read books.

Wow. Book-readin’. How subversive and radical.

“Still, Mr. Trump, who does not read books...”

Yep. For the first time in my life, #I’mWithHimAndByHimIMeanShiaLaBeoufWhichIsWeirdButFuckNazis.

This is the first, and I’m guessing last, time I have ever said to myself, “Good for you, Shia Labeouf!”

I guess I’m not entirely sure what the definition of sober is. All I know is I’m not.

I think we’re at a point where we have a generation that doesn’t fully understand how incredibly important and amazing Mary Tyler Moore and Carol Burnett were. Without them, you never get Tina Fey and Amy Poehler. You never get Jessica Williams and Broad City. Moore was so damn talented, and you could argue she…

I was diagnosed with Type 1 Diabetes when I was 8. It was (is) terrifying.

I’m a 35-year old dude. Mary Tyler Moore was perfect. The Dick Van Dyke Show made me have a crush on her, The Mary Tyler Moore show made me adore her. Mary Richards helped mold my view of women in general. She was funny, brave, and strong. For a myriad of reasons, she’s the most beautiful person to ever grace my…

When asked for more details, Spicer presented reporters with this mood board:

Spicer is an establishment Republican, like Reince Priebus. He’s part of the team of watchmen who are supposed to be keeping an eye on Trump. Trump didn’t want him at first. He had to be convinced to take Spicer on.