At the risk of outing myself and handle to people who know me and my dog, I’ll share a puppy pic. Because we ALL deserve nice things, especially today.

This picture is a nice thing:

This is Marble. A cat we lost 6 years ago. She was found and trapped a week ago and is back home with us.

I think those puppies are too young for booze and sex.....also MSG.

You may need to repost daily.

Basket of puppies for y’all...

Re: #4: That’s an Irish Wolfhound! We have one named Freya, and here are some pictures of her because you all deserve them:

Thanks for the kind words, everyone. I appreciate it, and I apologize for the melodrama. I know that getting drunk now would be a sure way to lose what little control I still have over my own destiny.

Don’t. You’ll be ok. Stay strong.

are you the designated survivor? i’d be ok with that (though incredibly sad)

That’s OK, there are plenty of taxpayer funded private educational facilities for you to visit!

Bobby, how come you didn’t go with the rest of the gang to DC?

My dog trained himself to use a litter box!

Some Pig. Terrific. Radiant. Humble.

Or goose husband.

Autonomy over one’s own body is a right.

This is accurate. This week I’ve manged to feed my kids dinner with veg, get them to do their homework, all of it, and get them to bed (ON TIME BITCHES!). I’ve been early to work, appropriately dressed with mascara AND eyeliner. I am a wrecking ball of productivity. Hell I may even give my husband a blowjob this…

[Aladdin:]
Gotta keep
One jump ahead of the breadline
One swing ahead of the sword
I steal only what I can’t afford
(That’s Everything!)

One jump ahead of the lawmen
That’s all, and that’s no joke
These guys don’t appreciate I’m broke

[Crowd:] Riffraff! Street rat! Soundrel! Take that!

[Aladdin:] Just a little snack, guys
[Crowd…