Nah. The difference here is the difference between someone concealed carrying a handgun downtown, and someone downtown taking out their handgun and stroking it lovingly while eyeing you with a crazy stare. And then patting the "no parking" sign when you drive slowly past, looking for a parking spot.

Youve been waiting a while to use that screen shot, i can tell.

“Can’t someone be a shit their whole life and try to repair the damage? I mean, I think people want to hear that.” - Is basically what I think about Jeremy Clarkson at this point

I think it's pretty fantastic that by reminding us that Clarkson IS in fact human, Piers Morgan actually comes off as human for once too.

Wait...what

A guy who can keep a 7-Series running that far into the future? Clearly, it was a science fiction film.

Here's what I don't get: if this movie is a prequel, and this Transporter is at least 10 years younger or more than Statham's version, how is he driving a brand-new Audi S8? Does product placement make time flow backwards?

I think you may have it backwards.

In my 25+ year career in the air freight industry, I have PERSONALLY been responsible for the export of the following:

Is it bad I'm aroused?

Prepare yourself.

I designed those ramps! I worked as an intern for the Air Transportability Test Loading Agency (ATTLA - the military loves an acronym) at Wright-Patterson AFB in the late 90s. I saw all sorts of crazy things people wanted to jam into planes. Fast boats, killer whales, ICBMs

Love it.

Best Nicholas Cage movie ever*

The Allante Air Bridge was a Boeing 747 that shuttled the Cadillac Allante during assembly between Detroit and Italy.

C-130 (I think) inside a C-5 Galaxy. Not that crazy (I'm sure there are crazier things out there, like bull semen), just a little bit of Inception.

A nuclear reactor.

Farmers have access to Red Dye diesel,