I’m pretty sure they’re mostly well aware they brought the wrong football to the horse race. Now they’re trying desperately to re-frame the horse race as a baseball game in a vain hope they can hit a single with a football.

It’s funny but I was always, “She would have aborted so fast. She wouldn’t have even told anyone. That guy (Seth Rogen’s character) was a LOSER and why would she tie herself to life with someone she doesn’t know?”

This has every appearance of fact to me.

I like to pretend Crimson Peak is playing out in real life and back at his creepy mansion he has a crazy sister he is really in love with.

YES! they changed it a bit (mostly for time i think—the book just takes place over tooo long! its like what 5 decades?) but once i got into it, i liked the changes.

Omg that is my favorite book OF ALL TIME!! It’s my mom’s favorite also and I tried to read it in high school and got to where the baby was born in the woods and was like this book is tooooooo loooooong!

No kidding. The thing is enormous.

I found out so many things I thought I dreamed were actually movies.

I alienated a bunch of my Facebook friends because I posted and article about how “toxins” are not a thing and you don’t need to cleanse after about the 15th person I went to high school with started selling some kind of wrap/vitamin/cleanse scammy product.

serve that with a side of Christmas Pudding...

Ugh, I can’t get my makeup done by white ladies at your run-of-the-mill makeup store (I’m Asian). Last time they made me look like a Chinese opera singer and they kept slathering on more eye makeup in an attempt to give my eye some definition. Girl, it’s OK. I have monolid. That’s fine. :P

What we can glean from this:

God, yes. Men like Trump and Roger Ailes simply don’t understand why any woman, but especially a woman in the public eye, would choose to present themselves as anything other than a hot pin up girl. It’s not just a sexist pig thing (I mean it’s mostly that but also), it’s a money thing too. These guys not only believe…

The last season at that fucking hotel oh my god so awful.

I just watched the trailer again (after giving myself some time to calm down) and I noticed something....

“Senora Peggy Hill” is KILLING me right now.

Don’t judge me, but when I reviewed The Waltons from the first through the 9th season, I was scandalized at how often John and Olivia would call the kids to a meal (often, there was a TOWER of biscuits on a plate like a wedding cake), have a conversation and then order them to bed or school. AND THE KIDS WOULD GET UP…

And Hillary Clinton has never quit on anything in her life.

Counterpoint: Calvin. Darling. Keep at it!