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itsauterusnotauteryou

I assume you’re in a situation where you’re so excited to have sex with John Stamos that you just pull his pants down and have sex as soon as humanly possible? And then afterwards he’s looking out at the window, just thinking about the joy of being alive and looks back at you meaningfully, as if it so say “thank you

Labelling someone an ‘it’ girl implies that she has a shelf date - that she is a trend, only deserving of positive attention for a limited amount of time (while she’s young because ‘it’ girls are always young) and that at some point she won’t be/shouldn’t be celebrated. It’s demeaning because it literally describes

Well, there’s been buzz around her for a while. She’s actually been one of my favorite actresses for like 5 years and I don’t mean that in a fake-pretentious hipster way. Like she’s not new, she’s not entirely unrecognizable. I don’t get why it’s suddenly “she’s the new ‘it’ girl!” like, she’s been here.

I preface this by saying I’m not even *touching* the Disney-perv thing.

I’ve been reading Jezebel for several years and haven’t felt the need to make an account until now, just so I could agree with you. I’m a 30-something year old female who lives close to Disney World. I sorta love it there, so much that I’ve had an annual pass a few years now and frequent a few Disney websites, and the

Okay. So, just so I get it straight on who we are mean girls to:

*raises glass*

My mom was driving in a fairly urban area and saw a chimpanzee walking down the sidewalk. She did a double take and told my dad to look, he couldn’t see it and told her she was nuts and seeing things. Later on it was on the news that a chimpanzee had in fact escaped from a sort of a farm for
problem” zoo animals.

No deer lady! Netflix said they were in on it and had a great time. So either they just “walked off” to go get pizza for everyone cause they were lovin it, or they were WAY too sensitive.

Do they all look the same?

A lot of hate in these here comments, my Jezebels...

I present to you, a smart little girl who already is already out of patience for a casually racist asshole.

No, sorry. Saying that the books are fantastic is not unhinged or overzealous (when they are some of the most popular books ever sold). Bazillions of people have bought and read these books. And most people who bought them loved them. Everything I’ve said here is easily proven with reader reviews. If you didn’t like

I worked on this shoot, and I gotta say Mariah was amazingly nice. And like pretty funny. And fur real, she smelled like heaven.

Rob Lowe, but only if he’s dressed as his character from Behind the Candelabra.

OMAGAWD WE’RE BACKAGAAAYN

She’s right, though.

Thank you for this. Pretty sure I would even do Simpsons David Duchovny.

As a part of adulting I’m trying to work on how bad I am at doing the emotional work. I am a cis-het woman, and I have not done the majority of the emotional work in any of my relationships. And, I don’t mean just sexual relationships, but friendships and acquaintanceships as well.

I totally had a similar situation: a boss who clearly had it out for me. We were friends and then I started dating one of our coworkers (another manager) who she didn’t like. She encouraged me to start dating him and when I did, switch flipped. She started cold-shouldering me, assigning me to stations she knew I hated