Okay so let me explain the budget in a way you ladies can understand. You know how when you use the herbal essence on hair and it makes you so happy you make the orgasm sounds which always makes me laugh cause there is no female orgasm? Well that’s how I want to feel about the money the U.S. has. Or to put it simply I…

It’s not that weird. The latest crop of Jezebel writers really, really like being as shitty as possible in this exact way. Sure is more understandable why their most talented writing staff seems to move on so quickly...

I actually think she won the night. There is something so wonderfully subversive about a woman whose job it is to be beautiful and to make things beautiful choosing to dress as a canonically sexy cartoon character and making her grotesque without the obvious use of gore. No, homegirl just literally went as Jessica…

I’m still waiting to be approved and sadly sat in the greys on another thread so I’ll try again here.

Thanks !

Exactly. We know we can’t get away with kind of shit. People would kill us over this kind of behavior and then our families would have to hear everyone say how we deserved it. White ppl won’t face serious consequences for stiffing a restaurant on a bill so the risk vs. reward for them is WAY higher. I can’t be getting…

Can I share a story that is tangentially releated? I was making a potato hash one morning and the recipe said “add more butter than you think you would need” and I had to put myself into the head of a person who uses an appropriate amount of butter and then imagine what they would think to be too much,…

This comment is bad.

#heforshe

And with this realization, I now understand all those people who marry inanimate objects.

Seriously, these categories show you more insight into your psyche than any online quiz could.

Please allow me to present the best category I ever got from Netflix:

Well... you know. MOST kind of corpses... Not them STORE BOUGHT corpses. They’s just loaded with minerals. She... she can’t compete with them.

This gif gave me a seizure

$3.5 millio

7th grade me had a BF who listened to P.O.D.

idk why you gotta be mean to people who are apparently part of the audience for which you write, kb. i really don’t. see that shit on here, see it on your twitter, and it’s gotten to the point where i don’t even wanna click stories with your byline anymore.

So, in this case at least, you could really say the Medium was the message?

Pros: Celebrity story to tell friends and possibly sell to Press.

Swapnil’s giving some serious George Michael 90’s realness with that motorcycle jacket and a nod to Miami Vice thrown in for good measure...