I do see that. I am older, much older than I ever planned to be, and not beautiful but I like to think I have some substance beyond my wore-out body. I see nothing in her that is of much more substance than a mummy, or maybe something stuffed and mounted. I don't think she's done anything but promote ageism by…

I kind of think she IS a sexual mummy if you accept the definition of mummy as an arid skin-covered skeleton lacking heart and belly and meant to be decently interred and not trotted around like a Best In Show at Old Dried Out Corpse Competition.

Referencing the Christ this chucklehead says he is following : Considering his time, Jesus was a raging feminist, wife or no wife. He took women as disciples which no rabbi did; most of His miracles involved women; he imparted to them, and not his male disciples, the mystery of His death, and He rescued a woman who…

No, it is not. It is important to be fed, clothed and adequately housed but not to spend time futzing with whether the city will take back two square feet of wrapping paper. This word important, I do not think it means what you think it means.

Dollar stores are a huge boon for the tightly budgeted, and the quality of their housewares are getting better. I think people get wrapped up in buying everywhere with the same angst they have when they buy a car - Is this the very very best? Will it last? Tell me, Lord, is this the right decision? - When you're…

Why does this matter? Does the present have genitalia you're trying to hide? Why do you want paper that lasts forever? I do not understand this at all. This is like buying high dollar toilet paper to wipe your ass and worrying about the "loft" and the printed design. I must be a barbarian. These things make no sense.

You and me both. It's like a sweet little Walmart. But Jesus , who are these people worried about the quality of fricking wrapping paper? Have they never wrapped a gift in the funnies? Does it matter if the box shows through? My idea of something to worry about is whether I'm going to have a stroke at work. It must…

Ain't nobody got time or money for that.

I didn't get cute here. I'm familiar with CH and the jerky, spastic seizure like movements look more painful than entrancing. He's a beautiful little guy and I so hope he grows up to have a more normal life...but I also hope ya'll understand that as precious as he is, best practice in veterinary procedure would have…

It's the most HUMANE thing I ever heard of. When my mom died of cancer at home, where I'd been nursing her (and reporting for duty, thank you, Hospice) I took the regulation 5 days bereavement. A few days after I came back my commander called me to berate me about my performance. "You were great when you left,…

Thank you. I truly did not understand. With the track record law enforcement has as not being supportive of rape victims, I now understand why this evolved.

Rape is a felony sexual battery and not a "violation of campus policy." Those fuckers belong to law enforcement. We may not always do the best job but we can do a damn sight better than giving Robbie Rapeypants a "naughty boy" on his transcript. How did colleges come to annex themselves from the law? That's a…

That's true. Try breaking it into smaller pieces. Sharp ones.

I had endo before I straightened up and got a respectable disease like cancer. You got a doctor on TV pronouncing on a patient he's never met. We see this all the time, the talking head with no ass to back it up. I wish the AMA would drop the hammer on the Digital Diagnosis Phenomenon because it's just plain fraud. …

An entirely appropriate response. And while it doesn't look like the baby monitor will fit up the idiot's ass, you just use that baby oil and keep trying til it does. There is no funny here.

Alicia Silverstone sponsored this study.

They would have done whatever the local ordinance created by civilian voters required them to do. The laws we enforce are the ones you make. Enjoy your snarky insults if it makes you feel hipper. We'll still be there when you call.

I'm fully aware of the cop hate on Jezebel and I'm not always proud of the decisions they make. I do want to point out that we get SENT on a lot of these braindead missions by Mr and Mrs I Got To Be All Up In Someone Else's Business. We don't have a choice as to whether or not to respond to what we know is pure…

All the amazement should be drained out of me by now, but every now and then the world manages to squeeze a drop out of my hard heart. I wonder what kind of background this young woman comes from that in a million years would make her consider for one nanosecond that this was appropriate. And I think that you can…

Ok, you pushedme over the edge, Thorin. I try not to tell people the shit I see on the job but now....Drug bust, Orlando, well known motel, coffee maker, carafe full of hot water, SEX TOYS FLOATING IN CARAFE.