“whose been traumatized from an abusive marriage”

“the screaming, negative harpies people always claim them to be”

Hillary only needed 20k more votes in the right places and she’d have won. That’s a tiny proportion of the electorate changing their minds. Seth Rogan making the claim wouldn’t have made the difference, but solid proof of the affair a few days before the election might well have done.

I think if it was proven that Trump had cheated on his third wife with a specific porn star just weeks after Melania had given birth to Barron, then yeah, that would have hit Trump’s popularity in the way the vague Access Hollywood tape didn’t. It’s the difference between ‘Trump was promiscuous when between wives’ and…

Jonah Hill, Emma Stone and I have a combined four Oscar nominations and one win.

That’s a snarky caption, like “Here’s her whole stupid film pitch”, as if she was seriously trying to pitch it in an Instagram post and that’s the best she could manage.

If it’s a joke, then why put “Yes, I mean it” at the end. That kind of suggests they’re saying “If you think I’m joking, trust me – I’m not”.

“now he suddenly recalls that he did”

I didn’t pick up any Brexit vibes from it. It’s fun enough, but pretty forgettable. My main problem was that it had the same basic plot as any other ‘big game’ movie you’ve seen. They’ve got the ringer girl player, like the Bad News Bears, the evil guy in charge, like in all the prison football movies etc.

How do you know the rest of the show wasn’t set four years in the past, and the last episode was set present day?

Sounds similar to Red Dwarf, when Rimmer is killed off in the first episode and the ship brings him back as a hologram for the rest of the series.

It’s 280 characters now, dude, get with the programme!

But The Coca Cola Kid was kind of OK, with Eric Roberts and a frequently nude Greta Scacchi (which is the best kind of Greta Scacchi).

The joke about ‘Kryptonite’ is that Pierce is played by Tom Welling, who once played Superman. It doesn’t mention that in the article and I just spent a couple of minutes googling before I was able to work that out.

“You will find controlling her will not be difficult”

Probably just means that Justice League isn’t much fun to watch and Jumanji’s has lots of beloved actors in it.

Spielberg didn’t direct Jaws 2.

I’m British and have no interest in Faith No More, but even I would recognise several of their songs if they came on the radio.

I remember going past a big queue of people outside a venue back around 1999 in New York, and was pleased to find out they were waiting to see Pulp. ‘One Hit Wonder’ to me suggests a band who fluked one big, possibly novelty, hit, rather than a successful band with a varied career in their home country who didn’t…

Madness strike me as one of the great singles bands. They’ve had more hit singles than most bands I can think of.