If the Army taught you how to jump out of planes and then dosed you to the gills on amphetamines you’d be a bad-ass, too.

Ding ding ding.

Are you saying that because you’re offended by what the Monster girls do to earn a living, that they shouldn’t be allowed to do the job?

As a Viper, it only wants to kill its driver, not pedestrians.

It’s almost like all the camera phones create an EMP that disrupts the cars computers and forces the traction control settings, brakes and accelerator to all malfunction at once.

Toyota be like

You purchased a used vehicle past the serviceable life limit

My Volvo disagrees. 2010 XC60 with 115,000 miles. I spent $2k for the extended warranty (additional 75,000 miles) $17,000 in repairs since I bought it used 40,000 miles ago.

Italy and Zonda/Zonda Driver ≠ U.S.A and Mustang/Mustang Driver.

When you see the incarceration rates in the US compared to every other country in the world, I don’t understand why this generalization is applied to other countries. The US is where you’re literally the most likely to get cuffed and thrown into the gulag.

you are hereby awarded the snack of worldwide dudebros:

its asymmetrical now

I was about to ask what the cut-off date is for being a dudebro, but apparently it’s something you never outgrow.

At 33, he is also the oldest WRX owner in America.

.0001% Problem.

Diamond titanium carbide Amex? You are such a peasant. I can only assume you also eat lobster and oysters for dinner. I pay in gold bricks. 

It’s only half-assed if you don’t understand what would be required to increase power output. There’s a reason the Miata, which has been around since 1875, doesn’t have 300 HP either... but nobody calls that car out on it.

I have been saying this forever. The situation is especially perplexing when you consider how cheap it is for Toyota or Subaru to make a Hi-Po variant of the car when the vast majority of the engineering costs have already been spent designing the base model. Not only would this car increase sales for the model…

Transfer your whining to a screw compressor...