itsachevota1989
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itsachevota1989

It’s actually just one script done over 14 times with different actors, improved special effects, and ever increasing amounts of TNT. The final film is the equivalent of watching the Yule log burn on tv but with less plot.

If the Army taught you how to jump out of planes and then dosed you to the gills on amphetamines you’d be a bad-ass, too.

Ding ding ding.

Are you saying that because you’re offended by what the Monster girls do to earn a living, that they shouldn’t be allowed to do the job?

As a Viper, it only wants to kill its driver, not pedestrians.

It’s almost like all the camera phones create an EMP that disrupts the cars computers and forces the traction control settings, brakes and accelerator to all malfunction at once.

Toyota be like

You purchased a used vehicle past the serviceable life limit

My Volvo disagrees. 2010 XC60 with 115,000 miles. I spent $2k for the extended warranty (additional 75,000 miles) $17,000 in repairs since I bought it used 40,000 miles ago.

Italy and Zonda/Zonda Driver ≠ U.S.A and Mustang/Mustang Driver.

When you see the incarceration rates in the US compared to every other country in the world, I don’t understand why this generalization is applied to other countries. The US is where you’re literally the most likely to get cuffed and thrown into the gulag.

you are hereby awarded the snack of worldwide dudebros:

its asymmetrical now

I was about to ask what the cut-off date is for being a dudebro, but apparently it’s something you never outgrow.

At 33, he is also the oldest WRX owner in America.

.0001% Problem.

Diamond titanium carbide Amex? You are such a peasant. I can only assume you also eat lobster and oysters for dinner. I pay in gold bricks. 

Transfer your whining to a screw compressor...