On tonight’s program: a lawyer sits in a chair, a man yells about a wall, and we have to find a new test track

A young person who is passionate about something he remembers fondly from his youth and is willing to stand up in front of a local government with a message of hope and unity is a symptom of everything that’s wrong with this country?

OR

Well.....

Star awarded with a regretful sigh.

Apparent detective work in the 60's:

Yes because parking cars in a parking lot should be at the top of this area’s list of critical issues.

Yeah, it’s a problem for some of us. I mean, plenty of people will buy this thing, but I just can’t drive a car that looks like this. It’s not even that I don’t like it (I don’t but that’s besides the point), it’s that I’d be (unfairly) judged by my customers as a professional showing up in a car that resembles…

well as you bought a big ass mustang for track days and are now suing ford.. why settle for money... make em replace your crappy ford with a real track toy

FUCKING ALL OF THEM. WHICH IS WHY I BOUGHT HER ONE.

Jake-Does dumb stuff so you don’t have to’s girlfriend to the FP please. We have a comment for you to write. I repeat, Jake-Does dumb stuff so you don’t have to’s girlfriend to the FP please.

Blow job better then no job!

The name is cool though, sounds like some sort of burrowing savannah critter.

Haha I remember that! It was like there was some bureaucracy the drivetrain had to go through before responding to you!

I hit the sand berm/tire barrier at the bottom of the diving turn at Lime Rock, totally transformed the son of a bitch!

They’ll only eat it if it’s deep fried first. Mmmmm... deep fried defence argument....

Yeah I hope they throw the book at this piece of shit and the injured rider sues the everl-loving-shit out of the drunk. But since this is Alabama, they will probably throw him in prison for a week and suspend his license for another 90 days...

And that, children, is why we don’t let George of the Jungle drive anymore

...and leaving the scene of an accident with injuries.