lol Brilliant

Nuh-uh! They used one of those weak Toyota Tundras to tow the Space Shuttle. With a V70, you could TOW THE MOON!

That kept me out of the comments section for quite a while. The cat’s out of the bag at this point.

Agreed.

Wait the back of my car says V70

Try upgrading to top tier food with more detergents. That thin’ll run like a scolded cat.

Yeah, that’s not how my cat works either. My cat runs on a mix of Friskies and water.

Maybe this is the same guy who wrote the Liberty Mutual commercial referring to torque ratios.

Certain Jalopnik commenters: “Cars are so boring nowadays! I want fun cars!”

The Jalopnik world has taken a turn for the worse...here we have Mopar make all be it pointless and batshit crazy cars simply because they can and saying fuck it to the financial aspect of the situation, this would be a young boys dream. They are literally just dumping money into fantasy fan boy projects and creating…

I find it amazing how we in the West have essentially crippled our own Armed Forces by endlessly “upgrading” shit to the point where we’re forced to use incredibly expensive weapon systems to do the most basic tasks because we don’t have low-intensity/low-cost capability anymore.

I have a little different opinion, because Christian fon Koenigsegg used to buy the Sethera Falcon, which is exactly the prototype car that was developed by another man in Sweden, before continuing its development under the current brand name Koenigsegg. Also, I don’t think that Christian fon Koenigsegg’s team faced…

“Apex seals”

Yea but that’s for us gear heads that like to drive and love the Miata. Most young buyers who usually aren’t in the know view the Miata’s as chick cars or cute. A Craigslist search will show you crap for 5 grand and under. You may find some good stuff if you look hard enough, but most times you dont.

the engine will only last 31,000 miles.

I’ve got a lifejacket and 3 weeks off work, lets figure something out.

I Guarantee it will Moab better than Tracy’s current Jeep.

Anything can Moab if you’re foolhardy brave enough.

Check out what I just picked up at auction. Hangar fees at Westchester are terrible.