I wouldn’t put a bid in with Tad Brown unless you’re willing to be a little shitty.

Yes, I simply cannot imagine the Democrats running a candidate whose spouse has a less-than-stellar record.

God damnit Zeke stop getting yourself in trouble YOU’RE GOING TO SPEND HALF THE SEASON SUSPENDED AND THEN WHO THE HELL IS GOING TO GET MY FANTASY POINTS IN MY KEEPER LEAGUE?!?!?

“But what about the possibility of blackmail? These questions are not going to ask themselves, you know.”

You not liking his comedy does not make him a shitty person.

Uh, Patton Oswalt is always going to mourn his wife. Falling in love with someone else and getting married doesn’t negate the love one has for their deceased spouse. His new wife doesn’t delete Michelle McNamara, and if she’s a half-decent person, she knows that. Mazel to him and Meredith and Alice, who seem very…

Wow, didn’t expect a “See? Charles Manson wasn’t so bad after all” take on this. This is some prime Kinja right here.

To be fair, this isn’t Trump’s nor Obama’s fault.

Richard is low-key the best character on television.

The take would be vastly different today if the Celtics had won Game 1 or 2!

Or, you know, recognize what a waste of energy Twitter slapfights are and ignore them. They’re not gonna be the first people in history to go “oh, I never saw it that way until you came along. I apologize!”

Rewind back 5 years. The Dallas Mavericks were defending champs having defeated a “superteam”. The Golden State Warriors were still a decades-long joke. Same cap rules, same max contracts rules (for the most part). Let’s not confine ourselves to in-the-moment thinking.

Stop voting for these people!

Aaron Hernandez, an innocent man, died in prison. Yet, Tom Brady (clearly guilty of evidence tampering) walks free. That’s America for you.

No, because that is a delightful movie, not a dumb movie.

The biggest mystery in all of this: can’t Curt Schilling afford to buy better seats?

I’m here for the Austin Rivers vitriol.

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It’s almost as if people die all the time every year...