The sun was brighter. The grass was greener. Food tasted better.

What a dumbass. If he had just beaten up his girlfriend or child like a normal NFL player instead of smoking weed, he would have been reinstated a lot sooner.

Fuck off.

Fuck off.

Yeah only on planet FUCK THIS WEED IS STRONG is Litter Caesar’s a preferred dinner choice over Pizza Hut.

Last guy, D. What the fuck! Isn’t the whole point of going out that everyone can get what they want?

We already did, and Sinbad was in it

But then the wet tomato is right next to the bun :-/

Who let the CEO of Burger King on here?

Stephen A. Smith has a scorching hot take about the Lombardi Trophy wearing that hoodie.

Wow, it’s almost like the protests, like the national anthem itself, have nothing to do with the troops and everything to do with the dehumanization of black people. Who knew!

Bíttolo actually only needed two stitches but the doctor didn’t want to embarrass him.

Let me guess, they then ran off like the cowards they are.

Show been trash sine #skip left anyway

Fascinating

Well you know the old saying, Old Rich White Guys are Racist Assholes.

I can’t recall why it came up but I recently told someone “I would lay down in traffic for Drew Magary.” They seemed so surprised but I was like, “Yeah no Drew is a thoughtful and generous person and I would do anything for him.” Thanks for writing this, Drew, and proving me right. (I love being right!)

Oldest trick in the book. Jimmy’s gonna fill his bindle with everyone else’s clothes.

Are you homeless and/or Jim Tomusula? Who the fuck brings a cup of soup to a bar?

Oh come on, nobody believes you’ve got friends.