“The same frozen water we use to ice our various and debilitating maladies fills the tumblers of brown liquor our fans cry into.” 

I think if they somehow manage to lose their game next Sunday he’ll get fired for sure

Yeah, but at least it was a dry hot seat.

23,463rd snap since 1999 without hope.

Billy was 1st team all rookie last year

Genius is oft decried as heresy by those who are butt.

Pro tip: Things that give off heat are also enjoyable to be around when it’s cool out!

Jim Tomsula, is that you?

I mean, your second sentence is kinda the point. Adults shouldn’t be instructing their kids to say awful shit like that.

Eric Fsher’s nickname in the locker room is “Anthony Bennett.”

“You stole that from me, too.” — Kenyon Martin

“I’m playing the entire 2017 NFL season without collecting income”

Chris Long seems like a pretty good dude.

I’m glad that I’m not the only one who thinks that way, that I wasn’t missing some obvious advantage to playing at Oklahoma Flat & Dust,

LANDED WRONG AND ITS FUCKING TURNED 90 DEGREES TO THE LEFT AND HES SCREAMING AND EVERYONE WALKS AWAY HOLDING THEIR STOMACH. HES DEAD. HE FUCKJNG DIED

WTF, no opinion on diagonal staples? So much better, and less chance of tearing.

“That was sick! I’m never washing this hair again!”

Really makes you think this backlash isn’t about respecting the country at all, doesn’t it?

“Go fuck yourself, San Diego!”