"Close-knit communities" are double-edged— they're only a good thing when they're NOT ostracizing someone and hounding them to death and making their lives miserable for being different, being the victim of an embarrassing crime, or generally stepping outside their tiny little boundaries.

Can someone tell me how "no jail time and no probation" is different from "it's legal, so go ahead and do it," aside from a court appearance?

What does a conviction mean if there is no jailtime and no punishment? It means that the government doesn't think it's a real crime.

Assault is the threat of violence. You're thinking of battery.

I'll say it: I think it's a really shitty thing to rag on Kim Kardashian for wanting to help this kid. Sure, Kim was probably a little naive, but I'd assume a kid at an orphanage was an orphan, too.

Unpopular opinion: I don't think Kendall is a bad model and I think people who say she is have their judgment clouded by the fact that she's related to the Kardashians. Do I think she would've had all these opportunities if she were a "nobody"? Probably not. But she has the looks of a model, no doubt about that. It's…

I can see how you can be mean to a cat, but how do you be just rude? Does she comment on its weight? Fail to send thank-you notes after it brings her a chewed-up lizard? Call it a nickname it doesn't approve of?

Whether or not they know about Kuru, I think most everyone agrees that we shouldn't eat people.

I think it's because she seems quite happy and fearless.

Meanwhile, over on the Nicki Minaj apology article, Jez writers are going on about how artists don't really have creative control over what they put out, including horrible Nazi music videos. Okay, guys. Having a meaningful moment at the 9/11 memorial - how the fuck dare she. Putting out a crap non-apology for…

HELLO 911 YES A FEMALE CELEBRITY USED PHOTOSHOP

Right? Jezebel will have to shut down this comment section to prevent me from saying that if you eat your placenta (or someone else's) you're a fucking nut bag.

Just shut the fuck up, okay?

I hate to white knight Madge, but, having been through a similar situation, sometimes you just have to stop trying to fix someone's life. That doesn't mean you stop caring.

This is what I mean about most of the distaste for Kardashian and Co. being rooted in misogyny. So she made a sex tape and you disapprove. She should be doing "respectable things." She then turns around and does "respectable things" nearly a decade out from said sex tape and now you can't support her ventures because…

Fuck off, Amie Logan. Find a better way to spend your free time.

These bitches act like what got them here and what got their children here was NOT fucking!!!