I live in the UK and we don't really have Tigers here. You hear stories about crimes committed using illegal Tigers, and sure Tiger ownership in certain inner city high crime areas is a problem, but Tiger attacks are the exception rather than the rule.

oh man, the word of an actual medical professional verus that of some random asshole on the internet

I'm an Australian. We banned tigers, and are now only allowed to have house cats. Fewer tigers around meant harder access to tigers, leading to fewer tiger attacks overall. Our schools don't even have tiger detectors at the front gates, yet tigers very very rarely wander in. Sure, sometimes people set their house cats…

HE KILLED MISCHA BARTON'S CHARACTER WITH ROAD RAGE

Ummmm you don't remember Mischa Barton? If I recall correctly, you two made out in your underwear a lot. You also killed her character. So. I'm gonna go ahead and say you're the asshole, dude.

I would never give up my first class ticket for a soldier, or almost anyone else. Maybe a pregnant woman, but that still depends. Soldiers elect to join the military. I am a 12 year veteran. Right now, in my opinion soldiers are fighting for rich oil men, not me. This rah rah military bullshit is again preemie…

It is! It's amazing the good things than can happen to you on a day where you get your winged eyeliner exactly perfect.

Well its not like there's any need to fly across an ocean when you can walk on water anyways :P

Nope. Do not ever put hot anything in a standard blender for soup. Instead, spend $20 on a stick/immersion blender, stick it into the pot of whatever you want to blend, 20 seconds later you are done. No extra dirty containers, no transferring.

I mean, to be fair, half of this seems to be that you just don't fucking know how to cook.

I couldn't find a bass

Probably.

Every woman is different. My general understanding — and I am not an MD — is that whatever level of fitness/REGULAR exercise your body is used to can probably be maintained while you are expecting. Of course, if you are having complications or are at higher risk for them, I'm sure a doctor would have something to say…

When my grandma turned 24 we stopped visiting her at the retirement home because she was too decrepit and grotesque.

Putting this gross old lady on my screen instantly killed my boner forever.

NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU REPORT IT, DIRT BAG, "FRENCH MONTANA" IS NOT A NAME.

Can we talk about Keira Knightley's outfit? So crisp and lovely!

I misread that and thought you said you needed to go squeeze your butt.

Jimmy Saville: How is one person so damn depraved?? What a sick fuck. The only thing he hasn't been accused of yet (YET!) is dressing up as a clown and luring children into sewers with balloons.

They should interview a meth producer to see how accurate Breaking Bad is, next. I bet it's super accurate.