I think it's just a combination of a lip plumper and duckface.

Have you ever come across an elderly person who is acutely psychotic/delirious? They are easily as dangerous as the the 100kg guy on bath salts throwing chairs across the room and they are as difficult to manage. Ask any nurse.

She also did a great Top Shelf on intothegloss a couple of months ago!

Eep, I'm one of those people that can't stand her. I find her really...unfunny, and I think she tries too hard. I love Kingsley though, his rants are absolutely hilarious. My favourites would have to be his driving rant or "If I Were a Teacher."

Favourite youtubers? I'm obsessed at the moment. I love the beauty vloggers, particularly Viviannadoesmakeup. I'm pretty sure we could be best friends if we weren't on opposite sides of the world. I have also been watching a lot of Claire Marshall lately, I love her vlogs, even though she literally does nothing all…

I remember playing it as a game when I was a kid (you sit in a circle and whisper a sentence to each other and then the last person tells you what the entirely different sentence is). My entire life up until today I just thought it was called "Chinese" whispers because the game was invented in China.

I've never heard it called anything else in Australia. You could get away with saying just "whispers" but if you came here and said "telephones" nobody would know what you are talking about. I actually never even thought about it until this post right now.

Yeah, I'd say she's literally JUST washed a mask off her face. My skin looks like that after a face-mask.

Mental health days should certainly be taken more seriously then they are and treated like regular sick leave. There have been days at my job where I have been so stressed out that I physicially have not been able to get out of bed and the thought of going into work made me want to vomit.

I worked with an Irish nurse once who got in a lot of trouble for calling in and saying she needed a mental health day. Apparently it's a legit thing in the UK? In Australia we get sick leave, family leave and bereavement leave, it's all the same though, just a different form you need to fill for HR.

Ohh, I'm Australian and I wonder which ones too. I wonder if it's those yuppy names like Mackenzie etc - I'm drawing a blank at the moment, but they are pretty popular here too. I'm at an age now where most of my school friends are having babies and I am constantly rolling my eyes at the names and stupid spellings…

Haha, my Westie LOVES going to the groomer. When he gets home from his hair cut, he prances around like he's the best looking dog on the street - which he is. Too funny.

My thought was that the manufacturer of whatever barbiturate they are now using doesn't want their drug associated with lethal injection. Although, Hospira might as well let them continue to use sodium thiopental because it is very old fashioned, and very rarely used in hospitals anymore.

Garnier makes a great BB cream. Although, I've never quite figured out how Western BB creams are so different to tinted moisturisers anyway.

She is wearing a buttload of makeup in the above pic. Most likely and illuminating primer, foundation, concealer, bronzer, blush and highlighter, plus whatever she has on her eyes and lips. I bet it would look pretty full on in real life ;) If I'm doing the minimalist thing I'll stick on a BB cream (garnier), a cream…

Marc Jacobs F/W 2012?

I gave him a dirty look, he gave me a sleazy smile. I didn't want to lose it in the supermarket, but at the same time I wish I had.

I got creeped on by some loser at the supermarket yesterday. He tried to unpack my groceries for me, took the basket out of my hands and put it away, then when the assistant asked me if I wanted a receipt, he answered and said "yes she does." Well, actually, no I don't and also, FUCK YOU. >:(

Anaesthetics: you're doing it wrong.

Jesus, every time I read anything about health or education in the US, I feel SO LUCKY to live in Australia. My degree cost about $14000 with a government loan which gets paid back by the government taking an extra percentage of taxes out of my pay each week.