You see, I find taking enjoyment in killing things sets a dangerous precedent. It is the proverbial slippery slope. Most serial killers start off killing animals. They all end up killing people.

She trained as a driver and mechanic in the British Army during WWII. She could probably still strip and rebuild an engine if she wanted to.

They were still killing things for funsies. Not a good look.

"she also claimed that she was involved with a Satanic cult"

And you should always consider the source. Ricky Lake has made a career out of the consequences of unwanted pregnancies.

I heartily concur.

Right, so some parents want to name their child Hitler or Scrotum and you don't think that that's a red flag worthy of exploring? Wow. You really don't give a shit about kids. Well heads up, your child's rights supersede your rights as a parent. As does society's right not to be lumbered with your fucked spawn after…

I'm going to stick with you're stupid and/or completely humorless. So either chug down some Ginko Biloba or pull that stick out of your ass.

Thanks. You're more than welcome.

She still has a lopsided face (no offense to the model) and that's still the entire point of the article and the exercise. It's about facial symmetry, not about Photoshopping people until you like the way they look.

It's an intrusion and a violation. If the genders were reversed and men were making fun of lesbians' online messages Jezebel would be frothing at the mouth.

Nope. Sorry, that's just her face. If her face was tilted the other photo would have looked weird too. It doesn't. She just has (like most of us) a lopsided face.

"Although I realize there are stupid parents and some need to be protected against themselves"

I used to get very frustrated with them and then it dawned on my that many, if not all, of those who generate these conspiracy theories (I'm thinking of the ones that post videos on youtube that claim to prove completely insane things but then don't actually prove anything whatsoever) are most likely suffering the…

As if the Illuminati Reptilians would bother taking over New Zealand.

Or, perhaps you're just not that bright? 1 in every 2 people suffer from below average intelligence. Do you know another person? Are they stupid? No? It must be you then.

No, that's the just her "bad side". See how much better the other side of her face looks when it's mirrored (first picture).

That would be asymmetry then.

Hey! When you declared independence you bought that history lock, stock and barrel. It's American history now.

During WWI people in Britain allegedly stoned Dachshunds to death in the street for being "German".