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"im most excited about the performance saturday. because it’s free. the shirts we’re giving away there are free. music should be free."

"Being in the public eye does NOT give you the right to say what you want to me."

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Something to keep in mind is that should worst come to worst, an elective mastectomy isn't the same as a mastectomy because you actually have cancer. While the goal of the surgery is broadly the same, in an elective procedure there is so much more flexibility in how the procedure is performed. Combine that with the

Attacks on abortion doctors, nurses and other personnel, along with attacks against facilities that provide abortion services, are acts of domestic terrorism and should be treated as such. Of course they won't be in so-called "conservative" states, but they should be in other states and the Federal government should

"You win... A ham!"

I can't decide is he's attractive or if he looks like he has a chromosomal disorder. Maybe both? Sure, why not.

People over a certain age should have to pass semi-regular tests to ensure that they are still competent to drive. Which is exactly what this person did so good on her.

And in other ground-breaking, but totally not shocking, research: women don't automatically become sluts when they're drunk.

Just as a stopped clock is right twice a day, occasionally a moron says something that turns out to be correct. That doesn't mean they aren't still a moron.

I don't think that most people know - I only learned relatively recently myself - that it's the female lions that do all the hunting. The male lion just sits around all day, occasionally babysitting if he can be bothered.

The Bachelor is such a bizarre concept. There's one guy and 20-25 women and it's taken for granted that of course they will all want him. Because "bitches be desperate" or something. It's just stupid and it demeans women and devalues relationships.

Unless you work in marketing or website design I'm not sure why you would know what SEO stands for. So I don't think we can infer anything from that. HTML? I wouldn't necessarily expect people to know what it stands for, but I would expect them to know it's "something to do with the internet".

God I hate the Duggars. Gross breeders. Ick! How does that woman's cervix even close anymore, let along contain a fetus for 40 weeks? And can you imagine growing up in that family if you weren't a male heterosexual? Talk about psychological damage.

For people who don't believe that the children of celebrities (would you call these two celebrities?) should be used for promotional purposes they sure are milking every second of airtime they can get out of this.

What did her sister think she should do? Have the baby and then hand it over to you and say "There, all better"?

"Mind Blown."

Is it implants or just some sort of "filler"? I think it's a filler. It just inflates the tissue thereby stretching the saggy skin out to get rid of the wrinkles. Which is fine, except that you then have an inflated face and look like a freak.

Just brush your teeth and use a mouthwash you fucking dirty hippies.

Umm? You get that you just posted a photo of some guy's cock and his asshole right? I mean, I'm fine with that but some readers may expect to be warned before being exposed to that sort of thing...

That combined with the typical result of a child constantly being told they are special without ever having achieved anything.