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It sure is one way to ride the red wave...

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Asian culture is messed up. And why do they draw everyone as caucasian? What's up with that? That's just weird.

It enters via the eyes when you rub them after touching something with influenza virus on it. Hence the old adage "wash your hands".

Anyone interested in cool cakes - or hilariously bad cakes* - should check out Cake Wrecks.

"It's for people who want to look great but are serious about avoiding the flu every time some jerk doesn't cover his mouth on an airplane, subway or in your office."

"im most excited about the performance saturday. because it’s free. the shirts we’re giving away there are free. music should be free."

"Being in the public eye does NOT give you the right to say what you want to me."

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Something to keep in mind is that should worst come to worst, an elective mastectomy isn't the same as a mastectomy because you actually have cancer. While the goal of the surgery is broadly the same, in an elective procedure there is so much more flexibility in how the procedure is performed. Combine that with the

Attacks on abortion doctors, nurses and other personnel, along with attacks against facilities that provide abortion services, are acts of domestic terrorism and should be treated as such. Of course they won't be in so-called "conservative" states, but they should be in other states and the Federal government should

"You win... A ham!"

I can't decide is he's attractive or if he looks like he has a chromosomal disorder. Maybe both? Sure, why not.

This looks more like the Russian space agency's version of a yard sale.

People over a certain age should have to pass semi-regular tests to ensure that they are still competent to drive. Which is exactly what this person did so good on her.

There used to be a person at my workplace who's first initial was K and who's last name was Hunt. We have email address that follow the form of FirstInitialLastName@companyname.com. So her email address was khunt@company.com. Which proved endlessly amusing for the rest of us. She was also kind of a cunt so it was

You're the one who needs to grow. You're pushing a racist agenda. Just because it doesn't favor Caucasians it doesn't mean it's not just as racist as that pushed by neo-Nazis claiming the Pharaohs were Aryan.

And in other ground-breaking, but totally not shocking, research: women don't automatically become sluts when they're drunk.

Just as a stopped clock is right twice a day, occasionally a moron says something that turns out to be correct. That doesn't mean they aren't still a moron.

I don't think that most people know - I only learned relatively recently myself - that it's the female lions that do all the hunting. The male lion just sits around all day, occasionally babysitting if he can be bothered.

The Bachelor is such a bizarre concept. There's one guy and 20-25 women and it's taken for granted that of course they will all want him. Because "bitches be desperate" or something. It's just stupid and it demeans women and devalues relationships.

Unless you work in marketing or website design I'm not sure why you would know what SEO stands for. So I don't think we can infer anything from that. HTML? I wouldn't necessarily expect people to know what it stands for, but I would expect them to know it's "something to do with the internet".