Or, perhaps you're just not that bright? 1 in every 2 people suffer from below average intelligence. Do you know another person? Are they stupid? No? It must be you then.

Earth humor can be so difficult can't it?

So you see the need for it, but only for other people. And let me guess, you're against abortion but you've had one yourself. But of course that was different. You really needed one. Not like those other people.

Well they have to get creative. You see they only have three surnames between the entire state. Okay, so that's an exaggeration, but not by much.

In my genealogy research of my family I have found distant ancestors/relations named:

Probably because it's not Spanish. We are talking about Mexico. They probably want to protect Hispanic culture from the onslaught of globalization.

What do you think?

What I learned from this is that San Francisco, Washington, New York and Los Angeles are the best places to live if you're a slut. Though I did kind of already suspect as much. But it's good to have confirmation. I do feel sorry for the sluts of Colorado Springs though. It must be awful for them. Constantly having to…

I think some of those single men in SF are probably gay too. It is SF after all.

Yes. It's exactly like that. Oh wait, you find that shocking? I find it shocking that it's only 25%.

I really don't get the whole mistrial thing. I know it's hard guys but you do have to come to a decision as a jury. It's not okay to just give up because it's difficult.

Honesty offends you? Who are you to judge who someone wants to have sex with? Is it racist? Yes. Yes, it is. But when your genitals are involved, you get to be as racist as you like. But the flip-side of it is that you get to discriminate against these people based on the things they write in the profile. And I'm…

I'm not exactly sure what right these women, or whoever it was who made this video, or the Jezebel writer and readers think they have in critiquing gay men's online pickup messages. It literally has nothing to do with you. So who the fuck do you think you are inserting yourselves into something that has nothing to do…

There's definitely some domestic conflict there.

While I agree with you, as someone who knows something about genetics and statistics, there are actual scientific reasons to study males in preference to females, especially at the early stages of research. In this study for example, the researchers were at least in part looking at the X-chromosome. As you most likely…

I don't disagree that the corporatization of the corrections system is antithetical to reducing crime, but I'm not sure having a prison system run by competing gangs would produce a better outcome. Rehabilitation should be the goal of any prison system (otherwise it's a pointless half-way house for criminals who come…

You want to reform a mass murderer? Are you actively trying to be retarded?

Are you kidding? He'd be like a god to the Aryan Brotherhood. He'd be running the prison within 24 hours.

Think? You're telling someone else to think? This person murdered 77 people, mostly children. He can NEVER be let out of prison. EVER. Are you as crazy as he is? Norway should do what, give him time off for good behavior and let him out on parole? Because we can be super confident that he won't go on a mass murder…

Well as I said, I'm not dismissing cost as an issue because it is, I just wanted everyone to be clear that it does not cost $900,000 a year to feed a giraffe. And you're right, it's not a member of an endangered species (though some sub-species of giraffe are endangered, but I'm assuming it isn't a member of one of…