Or you could learn how to use contraception properly. Or fuck it, just buy a bulk quantity of the Morning After Pill and take one every day. Just to be sure. Also good for the single guys to slip into your random hook-up's morning coffee before you point her towards the door to do the walk of shame. So much cheaper…

I hear that's a really good area if you're a serial killer.

And then what? We ship them all back to Africa and pretend like the whole thing never happened? Yeah, and then all the European people can leave North America and it can be given back to Native Americans. There, all better. But wait! Didn't we all come from Africa originally? So Europeans are totally entitled to go…

Are you purposely trying to be an idiot? If you use any term in a derogatory manner it is derogatory. That's a concept that most children would be able to grasp.

I think the whole Rapture thing is supposed to convince them. Or not. I don't think evangelical Christians, or Christians in general, give much of a fuck what happens to the Christ-killers.

Not to be funny or anything, but is anyone at this publican not a trans woman?

There is no Biblical basis for Limbo. It's a cheat made up much later to emotionally blackmail parents into baptising their infants, and has been, more or less, acknowledged as such.

I'm not aware of any evidence that polar bears ever inhabited the Faroe Islands (which for your reference is not too far north of Scotland).

But Purgatory and Limbo are two different things. Limbo doesn't exist because the Roman Catholic Church acknowledged that it just made it up, and Purgatory is the state in which a soul bound for Heaven is purified. Purgatory isn't a form of punishment. No soul that is not bound for Heaven can enter Purgatory, and no…

That sounds a lot like B.

Well either:

Yes or no? In your considered opinion, according to the generally accepted tenants of Christianity, do aborted fetuses go to Heaven? It's a simple enough question. I'm not asking if you believe it, I'm just asking you what your understanding is of the fate of aborted fetuses is under Christine doctrine. Heaven or…

That happened to me once. Super annoying. But hey, you got to see a whale explode, so that's something. I also have a video of a whale being blown up with dynamite if you'd like to see that. It turns out that's not such a good idea. Unless you want to destroy cars with large slabs of flying whale blubber...

I love pus so much. It's so wrong but it's so right. I go on to youtube for perfectly innocent reasons and before I know it I'm watching pus videos. Yes, there's a whole division of youtube devoted to pus videos...

Oh, sweetie, apparently you haven't seen an exploding whale before...

No, I'm like for real being serious. Do aborted fetuses go to heaven? Yes or no? You can't cop out and say they go to Limbo because that''s a Roman Catholic thing and Pope Palpatine said that was just bullshit they made up. So which is it?

So if I kill a fetus it doesn't go to heaven? Even though it has a soul and has committed no act of sin? I think you need to check with Christianity on that one, because I'm pretty sure it does - in their demented belief system anyway. So really, if I kill a fetus I'm doing it a favor. A guaranteed ticket to heaven.…

So what I learned from your post is that is the it's okay to terminate pregnancies and dispense free birth control, but only if you're God.

So is it the simple fact that Israel becomes the richest country in the world that triggers the Rapture? Like, has the universe been pre-programmed that in the event Israel becomes the richest country in the world the Rapture automatically happens, or is it more complicated than that? I hope it's not more complicated…

The again she did kill her ex-boyfriend and marry George W. Bush. So you'll forgive me if I want little girls to strive for more than that.