Truth is an absolute defense.

So basically you're a bisexual who's desperately trying to be more interesting. Which is probably why you're a bisexual to begin with.

I haven't found in my experience that gay men "hate" women. I have found, fopr fairly obvious reasons, that gay men don't show the deference to women that straight men do. Why? Because they're not trying to fuck them. Women don't have sexual power over gay men and I've found that the very idea of that is highly…

"Waaaahhh! I went somewhere and I wasn't the centre of attention. I can't cope...."

Sorry, I didn't realise that you were a lesbian.

Feel free to make your own clothes, style your own hair and do your own makeup. Good luck with that.

Ugh. What drivel.

Dude, just be grateful that she let you touch her elbow and use it as masturbation material for the rest of your life like a normal person.

"I was inspired by Russian culture, particularly of the Tsarist period. I wanted to make something that was part old-Russian, part modern."

Why does anyone at MSNBC think that anyone who would watch MSNBC njews would be interested in Justin Bieber? I mean, I know it's not exactly PBS, but it's not Fox either...

Thanks Dykie McDyke-dyke.

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They are pretty exceptional. It's the biscuit coating I think.

I don't know about your gals, but if I'm ever on the cover of Vogue (never gonna happen) I want maximum Photoshopping. You should have to read the article to figure out it's me. And even then you shouldn't be 100% sure if it is or not. In fact, just take photos of a much better looking person, Photoshop them to death…

I may not approve of Sherri Shepherd's lifestyle, but I respect her all the same. Some people say that being black is a choice, while other people claim that they were just born that way. I'm not going to argue with that. She's going to Hell for it either way so why bother. Let's go get a drink. Sherri's not invited…

I had no idea that birds were such racists. Thank God I now know what those sneaky little bastards have been up to this whole time. I knew that whole "flight" thing had to be a cover story.

It's not a particularly attractive baby. Maybe Kanye should have checked Kim's pre-surgery photos before impregnating her. Live and learn. He'll know better when it comes to impregnating the next fame-whore.

Say what you want, but Ayds was the best diet ever. You literally can't not lose weight with Ayds. To go along with your Ayds diet, you may also like to try...

You want to pull a dead kid's teeth out? You should get that looked at by a professional.

Well I was thinking more artificial, external wombs. You know, like in a jar in a lab somewhere. But as for a replacement or additional organ, a lot of organ transplant research is currently focused on growing organs from a patient's own stem cells in order to avoid any kind of rejection. A uterus seems to me to be a…