Not many people know this but Milwaukee actually comes from an old Ojibwe word meaning “Yeah, but what about Black on Black crime?”

Let’s just say you’re not good at analogies and leave it at that.

Don King makes Al Sharpton look like Wayne Brady.

Which is just shorthand for “you don’t have a right to privacy.”

Finally, someone’s knocking down Hufflepuff another peg.

“You’re a prison” is such a good comeback.

More because he cracks me up

Boyfriend does this, tampered down from his original line “How you doin’?” Which I quickly killed. I sent him this post this ensued.

This has happened to me so many times.

More stars for you!

Percheskey is referring to his fleshlight.

Oh, this has to be a thing now.

My personal preference is “please clap.”

The problem with this blog is that this has never happened, ever, to anyone.

Seems a little weird/creepy to me.

They should put this on The Cuck under the title “How To Order Beer Because You’re A Clueless Pussy”

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The best part about RIP DJ SCREW’s take is that I think RIP DJ SCREW is being completely serious. Just an excellent bad take.

Heineken is what I thought was fancy beer when I was poor & 12

This is a worse take than anything ever said by Steven A. or Skip.