Do you think his last name has an apostrophe in it?

I had to sit through a 94 second unskippable commercial to watch that. It was worth it.

I went to Marquette at the same time as Dwyane Wade. He said hi to me once. What level of celebrity does that make me?

No wonder we call it “White Folks Bay.”

Waterpik Rainfall 2-Function Shower head. It’s simple, cheap, and looks like a spaceship. You can buy it many places (Target - Amazon) and it lasts forever.

Waterpik Rainfall 2-Function Shower head. It’s simple, cheap, and looks like a spaceship. You can buy it many places…

And Rick Ungar at Forbes calls him:

Rebecca Kleefisch, my Lt. Governor here in Wisconsin, honestly believes that legalizing gay marriage will not only lead to human-dog marriages but also human-table and human-clock marriage.

I’ve only been to two games at Lambeau but everyone before, during, and after the games seemed pretty cordial.

I loved Crystal Pepsi but honestly nothing tastes better than Hansen’s Diet Ginger Ale and all other opinions are suspect.

Vox is what would happen if your average Redditor (that is, an illiterate, under-informed teenager/twenty-something) wrote the news rather than consumed it.