My favorite part was when Joe Buck broke into the international announcing booth, clubbed Matt Vasgerian to death, and then started broadcasting from there.

Casey’s?

As a resident of Milwaukee and a person very familiar with Whitefish Bay, I couldn’t be less surprised by this news story.

“Sadly, the Shuttle Program would turn out to be more of a very expensive anchor that would keep mankind stuck in orbit for decades than a economical space plane that could facilitate exploration beyond earth’s orbit.” Incorrect. You need to research the unclassified Shuttle program accomplishments. No need to even up…

Please explain “the current gaming climate” in a way that will make me feel great about the fact that I brought home two Xbox Ones in less than 24 hours and neither one of them was able to be used as a game console.

Don’t sweat the difficulties, Albert. If we know one thing about gamers, it’s that they’re not particularly hypersensitive to any sort of direct or even indirect criticism about their hobby.

Kyle, can you just do all the Apple coverage for all Gawker sites from now on? This is the only article I’ve seen today that isn’t trying to fellate Apple for showing the world a hundred dollar pencil.

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Your condescending tone is fucking awesome, however.

For me, this story is even more enhanced by the fact that classy-ass Bo Jackson came out to help Ryan out. Bo Knew Sportsmanship.

My thoughts on Beats at this point—and you’re welcome to disagree—is that almost everyone knows they’re crap, but it doesn’t really matter. I think most people buy them primarily as a fashion accessory, knowing that they won’t sound as good as other, less “cool” headphones. That calculus isn’t how I would choose to…

My thoughts on Beats at this point—and you’re welcome to disagree—is that almost everyone knows they’re crap, but it…

It turns out that the Patriots released their financials as well, but didn't account for inflation.

Speaking of rugs, if you have wooden floors, an area rug will make your place a little cozier.

Charles Pierce at Esquire refers to him as:

Given that the Middleton family fortune comes from selling party supplies, I would bet that Catherine has, in fact, touched a scissor!

How amazing would it be if all of those crimes were committed/caused by the same male?

I know whenever I shop at J Crew in the back of my mind I’m always like “How will I look in this when I’m on the yacht?”

This is the correct viewpoint.

/patiently waiting for Clearly Canadian to hit the shelves.