She’s scoring a lot of points, but averages less than an assist per game. I’m sure her coaches would like to encourage her to spread the ball around more, but she’s probably not used to having teammates who are also capable of scoring. Therefore, Han shoots first.

And everytime they try to dribble, the play ends. It's really sad to watch

Nah, the sad thing is watching people freak out when someone insults a group they like but cackle like hens when they can do it to “the other”.  Literally all you’ve said to me is “but they do it, too”.   When conservatives do that, it’s “whataboutism” and not valid.    I’m just curious why Kinja users get free passes…

I too am on the “Why the hell is Jalopnik doing videos, this is fucking stupid” train. 

it’s not a forty-five minute video

Can a photoshop expert connect the lights near the egg “runny” part to make them connect like a 90s mercury sable? Just wondering how it would look if you put a reflective strip to connect them like this 0__0

64 yr old was British, that was his hard Brexit.

That last email is the one you should have sent first, and it’s a shame you had to let Bret Fucking Stephens hand you your ass before you realized that.

Agree 100% that the M Sport seats are the most comfortable I’ve ever used.

Ok, but then I think the same can likely be said about the new M SUVs from BMW, so it seems odd to say they’re watering down the M brand.

I still can’t figure out how to adjust the damn clock in my Volt.

I made this claim in my law office last year as well. Management, god bless them, claimed that if I truly wanted to air a grievance perhaps I should join the local hockey league. Not being one to back down from a challenge, of course I did. Immediately in our first practice I removed my skates and my helmet and threw…

Just took my BMW 850 off Jackstands after three months.

“Boots to Colon Cleaning Service: How can we service your rich ass today”

Traditionally, Gawker usually pays a Hogan very well.

Condolences to your property values...

Dana White designed Elon Musk’s submarine

DOES THE 5 MATCH THE DISPLACEMENT ?

Starred for “guard it like a fucking crab”

Actually I was talking about the opposite Fiero body on Ferrari drivetrain. I think both ways would be just as entertaining. Hell in theory both could be done, just imagine parking them side by side at a show.