[Ring throws hat back]

There is no second rule, congrats bro, you’re a baller of the highest magnitude. Secret Meeting of the Big Ballers next week and the place, you know which one. Password is Password (with an ! at the end). We will teach you the secret Baller Handshake. It’s needlessly complicated.

This is quite a shock, since there has been virtually no substance at ESPN for many years now.

Maybe it’s just because this has been such an absolute shitshow of a year, but something tells me that there’s a bigger reason behind his leaving and that coming out first with admission of substance addiction will lay the groundwork for a future excuse when past behavior gets brought up.

Is it enough to just ball these days though, or must one now big ball?

I am sure that rational, well reasoned, and likely the correct statement is not shared by 95% of the USA outside of New England.

And the ideal play would not have been a slant route

“We’ve seen it on film. We was ready for it.”

I hate to be nit picking (okay, I don’t) but this game didn’t decide home field advantage. There are still 2 games to go. It most likely did, but only if both teams end with identical record. You can look back on it in 2 weeks if they’re tied and say this was the game, but at the same time Pittsburgh could go in to a…

It was amazing to see Derek Carr reach out and all but toss the ball through the end zone last night, after multiple teams had already stepped on that rake this season.

Wait, there’s a website just called “Naked Girls”? That seems so... pedestrian. Is there another one called “Penises and vaginas”?

I don’t get the hand wringing on this thing anymore. It’s actually a very clear rule and has been enforced perfectly consistently for years now. Every team has had it go against them on a big play at least once. You have to have control of the ball all the way to the ground. They put the rule in there exactly so there…

There is reaction video to him watching Roethlisberger throw on the fake spike, and it’s kinda beautiful.

Even worse was Bell getting tackled in bounds on second down, which led to the Steelers panicking and losing their minds on the next play call.

We may not know what a catch is, but we can all agree that was terrible throw by Roethlisberger on 3rd down. There were more Patriots where he threw the ball than at a Trump rally, according to Trump.

That’s an odd handle to have on the roof of a mustang.

Reading Moby Dick to an infant seems genius to me. Will some ghost of the words stay with him through his life, until one day he sees an adaptation or reads the book himself, and feels an odd sense of comfort?

Finished Crime and Punishment. All in all pretty incredible, blending themes of class and poverty and spiritualism, often in surprising ways.

For an administration that’s so concerned about “aliens” they are being SHOCKINGLY LAX.

If you can get the price of universal health care down to 22 million a year I bet it would get funded.