It’s an easy way for hucksters to rob public coffers while making parents feel like their kids are getting an elite private education. If I were to solve educational woes, I’d

It’s like when proud West Virginians fly confederate flags. YOUR STATE EXISTS BECAUSE THEY DIDN’T WANT TO BE A PART OF THAT YOU RACIST MORONS.

They’ve turned gaslighting and victim blaming from an art into the administration’s legitimate policy and position on all issues.

Why even ask her any questions???? It’s like talking to a 5 year old.

Who would have thought that being an Onion Headline Writer would become one of the most difficult jobs in the world in 2017.

Enh, exactly what you’d expect from someone married to a left winger.

Trump: /gets confirmation that it was, in fact, at least 7,000 Big Macs ago

I’m sure he’ll never understand the implications of the fact that he felt he couldn’t possibly win by talking up tax cuts for the wealthy, and instead had to make a bald appeal to racism. It’s like he just admitted the entire rotten core of Republican electoral politics for the last 50 years and doesn’t even realize…

“When they go low, we go high” sounds good until you realize that, in practice, they’re landing kidney punches while you are swinging at empty air.

But have you seen how bad Hillary rides a horse!!!

Unfortunately, the voters of Alabama will be proven just as stupid and racist as we fear

My kids are fucking amazing. I’ll be asleep for about 3-4 minutes and they’ll seek me out and wake me up. I once went to my wife’s car in the garage just so I could have some quiet and for the first time in recorded history, my eldest decided he wanted to play in the backyard and barged into the garage to get some…

1 happened to me in college. I fell asleep on the couch reading Lord of the Rings (“Fellowship,” obviously, probably a Tom Bombadil section) at around 4:15p and woke up in total darkness. I semi-panicked, wondered if the power was out, what time it was, where my roommates were, and if the apocalypse and/or our…

Yeah, I feel like a bed nap is for more in-depth napping. Couch for a quick snooze, bed for the full recharge.

Sleep, ranked:

GOLF NAPS. Yes.

Seasoning the Truth with Lies: The Sean Spicer Story

More Bullshit: An Alleged Inside Look at the White House That, Nonetheless, Will Contain More Lies

That’s a pretty wordy title.