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An Asteroid Crashed and Nothing Burned 3.0
itmakesmewonder

Wow. Looked at your comment history. You are an angry, angry man. Is trolling that important to you?

Thank you for a spoiler free review that told me what I needed to know before I watch it without giving anything away. I really appreciate it.

That is somehow even more absurd than it disappearing in the first place.

Yeah guys! SEXGUY420 is someone to take seriously, not Germain.

My grandfather used to say “home is where a man goes once he’s been everywhere else”

They are giving us gallows humor so we can laugh between the sobs. I am sure Seth Meyers and his writers know there is no saving the pedo apologists from voting to keep dark people/gay people/baby incubators from getting too uppity, but the rest of the country cannot allow the political horror show happening every day

My aunt does this, sorta. We don’t eat fish, so she has waders, a rod, a tackle box full of flies she hand made.... but no hooks.

Louisiana guy here who’s old enough to have voted against David Duke in the early 90s. I hated the flag then and hate it even more now.

After the picture of 45, I didn’t expect there to be any followup text.

I was thinking of an older mythical white man who hangs out at malls and likes to punish all the “bad girls” on his “Naughty list.” You are in the ballpark though.

“We’re not racist. Even my lawyer is a Jew.”

Sorry. My twitter timeline is beating the crap out of me today.

“It was meant to be ironic and funny and extreme.”

This is Alabama we’re talking about here.

Yeah, I’m pretty sure no one’s gonna click that link.

I’m pretty sure most Alabamans just don’t want a democrat to represent them in the U.S. Senate —at all costs.

Ah yes, I’m sure Seth Meyers’ cutting wit will make all the difference in the upcoming election.

I smoke weed, and have managed to complete two degrees, maintained consistent employment, co-parent a kid, etc.

Raise your hand if it’s nobody’s business.

Fucking amen