I saw this as a teenager, and I only remember two things.
When they got to the abduction, I thought “FINALLY!!”
And then the movie’s over and I thought, “That’s not really a movie is it? More like a long re-enacted anecdote that should be hosted by Robert Stack.”

Any particular reason why you left Microsoft Teams out?

Just wanted to add one more “get up and moving” one that worked for us (2 yr old and 5 yr old):

So a Land Rover Discovery??? I thought Ford and Land Rover parted ways?

Aaaaaand me, too.

I’m holding out for the flame thrower.

I’ll pass on calling dibs. Few things are more humiliating than being underwater on a Hyundai.

I’m speechless, but with 36,895 comments, I haven’t always been speechless.  This post is the best prize ever!  Thanks so much, Andrew!

In the small picture it looks like someone wiped in the wrong direction.

Is this about Maud Flanders? Such a tragic story. That damn T-shirt gun

“COULDN’T AFFORD HOBART”

I cannot wait to try the cinnamon ones! 

See HBO, you can end a story properly. :D

“This is no joke, you guys.”

Every once in a while...it’s a dildo. Of course, it’s company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We have to use the indefinite article, “a dildo”, never ... your dildo.

I would buy a Veloster N. In fact, I might some day.

As a Jew I’d like to apologize for what we did... We could have done more to stop what happened, but we didn’t. In fact, some of us probably encouraged it, guided by personal gain and not the terrible impact our actions - or lack of action - would have on the history of mankind. It was not a proud moment in our…

This sounds goooood...

YAS! Bells is damn incredible top to bottom.

Not as stupidly racist either.

It’s in 12 packs, not a case, but maybe this could work?