fucking Ellis!
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A more reasonable answer for a daily commuter (vs. a 20+ year old car) is a GTI.
Cold pie is easier to eat with one hand while standing in front of my fridge at 3am after Thanksgiving.
It’s just more proof that we’re all dumb for watching. This was a particularly egregious example of shitty calls, but there’s shitty calls in every game. This one certainly sucks, but the Lions didn’t do themselves any favors with their miserable red zone performance, and maybe the most Lions thing ever, the 12-men…
It’s like I’ve always said: if you eat a stranger’s ass in the parking lot before the game, your mouth will probably taste like ass afterwards.
Black provides the best visibility for shipping guards. Just sayin.
That’s nobodies business but the Turks (...and now apparently Trump)
Why did Constantinople get the “works”?
the only cruise i would ever do is a viking river cruise. this is because their ads before PBS Masterpiece always made me want to be an elegant retiree gliding along the rhone with my aging but still dashing lawyer husband while taking in the sights of ancient europe, but also because it’s a river so if the boat…
Famously disappointed cruiseship passengers.
And yet somehow I have near perfect reliability from all three of them. The BMW has never had an issue in the four years it has been out of warranty, in the five years I have owned the Rover it has needed just an alternator, and the Spitfire never needs anything, since I drive it about 800 miles a year, on nice sunny…
This story isn’t scary, and there are so many other stories on here that I doubt anyone will read it...but it IS true, I wanted to share it somewhere, and folks in my normal life would probably roll their eyes, so...
At my Mom’s house, there is this shed that her father built a long time ago. We never really used it growing up, and it’s gone to waste really. My Mom just keeps gardening stuff in there now, and the lawnmower.
My sister and I were staying there at Christmas, and one night I had this really weird dream about the shed.…
One day I’m walking up to my apartment and notice a cinder block is sitting underneath one of my bedroom windows. I’m puzzled, how long has that been there? There’s a dumpster for our building’s trash at the end of the drive, and I think, maybe it accidentally ended up over next to my window when someone was trying to…
None. None people have a specific power output as their metric.
I grew up in a small town on the Oregon coast, and it was the summer of my senior year of high school in the late 90s. My best friend and I were asked to house sit for some family friends of ours as they drove their son to college back east. They’d be gone for a whole month—jackpot! The family was one of the wealthier…
This is a tale from the 90's, that long ago time when land lines ruled king of communications. It was during this hypercolor era that I was left alone one evening on my family’s 120 acre plot of land in the Great Piney woods of East Texas. The house that we lived in was a bit ramshackle with the original shack my…
In college, and still now (nearly 6 years out) I worked at a haunted summer camp.