HE IS ON PACE FOR 328 POINTS THIS SEASON!*
For anyone wanting the stripes to all line up, here you go:
It bugs me that the car and road are slightly cockeyed in the photo.
That sonuvabitch sounds Canadian
Honda Fit drivers seem to be too sensible to cause much trouble. My neighbor drives one and my big gripe with him is that he’s too nice and cuts his grass way too often.
It’s blatant celebration inflation. Time was you had to sweep your opponent in the World Series before they would even give you a cooler full of water.
Go ninja, go ninja, go ninja GO!
The tattered Leonardo suit slips from its display into an open trash compactor.
Looking at a lot of the responses to your post, I think we have found the people that all make that same shitty joke!
It’s even better/worse if you’re a lady in IT, because it’s either borderline or full on sexual harassment. “Oh, [dude name], you’re MUCH prettier than you were yesterday,” is maybe the least offensive variant.
This morning there was a new person, who knew I was the IT guy, but fell for: “Yeah they have me covering until the temp comes in. They had to let her go after we found out she checked her personal email on her work computer.”
The secretary who’s desk I was sitting at was walking in behind her so I saw her but she…
Oh man, you stole my thunder!! Lol...
Former IT professional here and these are the top ones I used to get:
ONCE, I’ve turned to this insufferable d-bag, and replied, with the gravest of grave looks upon my face, “Oh... you haven’t heard....” And then just trail off and look away, depressed.
I briefly worked in IT and I got that joke on a day I didn’t have the patience. Knowing the last name of the person I was helping was Adams my deadpan reply was “No they let her go and replacing her with new folks to save money. I hear they are firing 70% of the staff, but are doing it alphabetically. What’s your last…
Another really common one in IT is, well my computer is acting up so I guess I can can go home for the day right? It’s just one of many reasons that connecting remotely is always preferable to showing up in person.
I’d like to respond with “Yeah, I’ve lost a little bit of weight.”
This guy IT’s.
This is why I don’t say hello to my coworkers; I don’t even bother to make eye contact. I’m all, “TPS reports, Squib. Now.” And everyone in my workplace isn’t miserable and bored from impersonal interactions for 1/3 of their waking lives. My boss did an eval, and I said, “Am working. Leave.” Went great!