Fair point.

I was never more proud of my nine-year-old kid than when she yelled from the bathroom “Daddy!  You have to come see how big this poop is!” And I did, and it was.  That’s a proud dad right there.

A kielbasa is solid, resilient, has a nice snap to it.

Iiiiiiiiiiiiin West Philadelphia

Are you being serious? I have heard this argument before, but it is silly, and you are clearly in the minority. No, you shouldn’t be drinking a beverage if you are doing laps at a track or otherwise driving aggressively. It is not unreasonable at all to have water for a long road trip, or to drink your morning coffee…

3d printing

Geez Allison, you’re being quite boisterous and seem to be getting a lot of joy stirring up your audience.

At least it isn’t grannies.

Oh, so you used to work at a nonprofit?

There’s a third choice: Camper tops and or truck bed campers, the kind that can sit on legs in the driveway and then be lowered into the bed.

About 12 years ago my wife and I spent a week in death valley. All we did was stick a generic camper top on my small Tacoma which gave us 6 feet of living space. During the day…

This is a great piece and now I really, really, want a Coney.  

Two Coney chili dogs all the way, one Coke, one side of cole slaw and one countertop worn out by decades of human elbows used for leverage while eating two Coney dogs all the way, one Coke and one side of cole slaw. (At Coney Island Grill in St. Petersburg) 

I have lived in the Detroit Suburbs my whole life, and we always got Lafayette when we went downtown. I always like the loose burgers, which for those who do not know is loose ground beef in a hot dog bun, covered with chili, onions, and mustard.

Ah, Crazy Uncle Ted, the one that shows up and we all just nod and smile (until he decides to pick up his guitar, of course, and then he commits sonic mayhem for our pleasure).

The ump eating shit really completes the highlight. 

Don’t they sell “Old Style” at Wrigley?

The trailer for the Mask prequel is way more intense than I had imagined. 

He was walking rather gingerly, though. 

Oh, you sweet summer child. A lot of the ones near me have revamped to add this, but in ye olden times, most theaters I ever went to (and some still) don’t have reserved seating. Half the reason lines would wind around the block before a movie premiere was because if you didn’t get there early, you didn’t get a good…