@∞Gïmmï∞Mørgäikkøŋëŋ∞: It's...it's...it's...Beautiful!

Just what I want: a passenger whose inner dialog becomes spoken dialog.

@Freelancer λ 1-1: Dimples on a golf ball help it to fly further, so I guess the same thing applies at the micron level. The real problem seems to be accumulation during flight, so even a slight loss in aerodynamics would still pay off by keeping ice off the wings. As it is, the extra weight is considerable, and the…

Wow, does no one else remember the story by Arthur C. Clarke? "A Slight Case of Sunstroke"

@Stem_Sell: I wish to purchase tickets for your next show. How do I do this?

@tfires: It's easy to defend against EMP:

@PaddyDugan: Amen to that. What's the point of protecting cash when banks can just "leverage" a dollar 1000 times over? If they get into trouble and can't unwind it, the gov't will use the actual money taxed from me to make them whole again. That's the real crime here.

@kapwinnnng001: A co-worker used the BSOD screensaver on the office tight-ass and nearly got fired for it because that guy was embarrassed. I had to remind the HR Director who it was that made the complaint and what they were like. Then he laughed it off, because nobody outside of prison likes a tight-ass.

@I'm a man who enjoys his taffy: I'll see your HDDVD and raise you DiVX (the Circuit City version).

@TheCrudMan: I wish. Sadly, they'll succeed when LG sells a cheaper set and the exclusive offers wear off. They won't have learned a damn thing, mind you, except that people will buy anything, so why not rip them off? (sigh)

@PlaidNinja: Should be about nine large when it comes out. I know the price isn't that attractive, but that's a big one you'll be looking at.

@Ryan: It's a cult that worships Joel Hodgson, and Mike Nelson is his prophet.

@HowardRoarkLaughed: More like "The Producers!" in this case. Unless they fell while having sex with a spider.

@The_Lovely_Miss_Bronx: It is not necessary to use the words pretentious or tedious when referring to Bono. These things are understood.

@iamjames: Lockpicking is both a fun, challenging hobby for someone who likes puzzles -and- a useful career skill for a middle class family member.

@Dresan: You are not alone. I completely enjoyed Tron: Legacy because it was fun all the way through. It was like watching Star Wars: A New Hope for the first time again. Hokey religions, cartoonish bad guys, awesome battles, everything.

@Sprzout: Preservatives.

@ArtInvent: You are possibly correct, therefore no one should investigate any other possibility. Clearly it would be a waste of time.

@smot: Then close your eyes and watch the side panels change to red and blue and the center panel will start red and quickly turn blue.

@streeeeetch: Then I'll throw volcano! Beat that, papercut.