@Noodle-Works: I found that once I hit a comfortable level of income I no longer minded paying subscription fees in exchange for not having to cover my tracks.

@legendofmatt: DO NOT mess with Bill Nye, the Science Guy!

@Joel C Bulo: More like "Segue to Heaven".

For those of you who are not interested, this movie was shot on RED ONE cameras that have the latest Mysterium-X sensors and upgraded electronics. They're basically alpha versions of Epic. There's a thread about it on the Red forums under Recon, look for The Social Network.

Geek recipe: Cut hole in microwave popcorn bag and insert 1-2 fresh habeneros. Use plastic-only chip clip to seal hole if needed. Nuke normally. Habenero steam permeates the kernels.

@RuBBa_cHiKiN: North Gizmodo is Best Gizmodo: SPOILER ALERT:

@trs: Don't you know? Gizmodo is radically anti-Apple.

@thisisasticup: Doh! You're right. I don't have 100 friends.

@robotkiller: Yes, but $1500 speakers sound like $3000 speakers now. And those $3000 speakers sound like $6000 speakers.

@[Redacted]: iOS developer program costs $99. You get 10 devices for that money, so you can pitch in with friends if you want. Download and share the latest iOS anytime, as long as the device is provisioned by the main account.

@Absent Blue: I'm learning to draw on Sketchbook Pro, and it's perfect for me. I like to pull in a photo, place it on a bottom layer, then sketch over it. After I get the basic outline, I turn off visibility on that layer and continue sketching. That gets my hand familiar with portrait shapes, for example. Next, I…

@USB_Humping_Dog: Behind the Green Door.

@Andinator: If only Tesla had won, we'd all be using beamed power, which as we all know, is completely harmless!

I've just been reading Vernor Vinge's A Fire Upon the Deep, so I'm getting a kick out this.

@hawkeye18: Well I have no pride, but to my surprise I couldn't find one. I found a single custom-made job, but it's on a private site and it's not that funny. Here is clearly a market niche waiting to be filled! Uh...

@corakil: My brain heard the Airwolf theme when I saw this picture. Exactly!

@CraigJW: The problem here, as with most tech, is the users. Those police officers, though "trained" to use a radar gun, often ignore that training in practice. I've seen many a trooper just holding down the trigger as a line of cars passes by. That gave me, just over the hill, enough radar scatter to set off the…

I pity this poor bastard. A co-worker of mine was electrocuted in his attic by just 240VAC, and his body was pretty messed up - burns everywhere, and they figure his nervous system was cooked. Even if it hadn't killed him, you don't fully recover from that. His hands were "fried"? Look at your fried chicken tonight…

@KatScratchFever: Alcoholism?

@Canon7D-Fanboy: Smells like vinegar and water.